Lowest Crime Rates: 1st Largest Governments: 2nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd
The Water Bottles are Full of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No, YOU join MY region.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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The Water Bottles are Full of H2SO4 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.471 billion H2SO4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floor 229. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped H2SO4ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Leon Jackson CDS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,042 Leon Jackson CDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H2SO4's national animal is the Thai Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

H2SO4 is ranked 52nd in the world and 2nd in Antarctica for Best Weather, with 1,374 Meters Of Sunlight.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1stLargest Governments: 2ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndSafest: 2ndMost Pacifist: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thMost Inclusive: 7thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Beautiful Environments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thHealthiest Citizens: 18thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34thSmartest Citizens: 45thBest Weather: 52ndLargest Welfare Programs: 157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210thLargest Populations: 219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 260thHighest Poor Incomes: 379thMost Advanced Public Education: 387thHighest Economic Output: 475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,725thTop
Most Devout: 2,070thHighest Average Incomes: 2,557thNudest: 3,570thMost Authoritarian: 5,323rdTop
Most Conservative: 12,854thMost Income Equality: 14,558thMost Extreme: 14,635thMost Developed: 18,082nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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