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The Water Bottles are Full of H2SO4

“No, YOU join MY region.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctica

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The Water Bottles are Full of H2SO4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, cynical population of 24.018 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floor 229. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H2SO4's national animal is the Thai Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Leon Jackson CD.

H2SO4 is ranked 78th in Antarctica and 122,912th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -17,779.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 14 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 19 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: H2SO4 relocated from Balder to Antarctica.
  • 40 days ago: H2SO4 was refounded in Balder.
  • 49 days ago: H2SO4 ceased to exist.
  • 88 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 93 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: #1).
  • 110 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).

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