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The Water Bottles are Full of H2SO4

“No, YOU join MY region.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctica

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The Water Bottles are Full of H2SO4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 25.704 billion H2SO4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floor 229. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant H2SO4ian economy, worth 872 trillion Leon Jackson CDS a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,925 Leon Jackson CDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H2SO4's national animal is the Thai Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

H2SO4 is ranked 1st in Antarctica and 13th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 12,788.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 11 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 27 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 51 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: #1).
  • 72 days ago: H2SO4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 5%).
  • 86 days ago: H2SO4 was struck by a Cure Missile from The Calvitat of Hobbitat, curing 1 million infected.
  • 86 days ago: H2SO4 was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Piedra Negra, curing 1 million infected.
  • 86 days ago: H2SO4 was struck by a Cure Missile from The United Socialist States of Elbow Surprise, curing 1 million infected.
  • 86 days ago: H2SO4 was struck by a Cure Missile from The Omnipotent Republic of Athani, curing 1 million infected.
  • 86 days ago: H2SO4 was struck by a Cure Missile from The Calvitat of Hobbitat, curing 1 million infected.

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