Largest Welfare Programs: 6,402nd Best Weather: 8,778th Most Beautiful Environments: 9,156th
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.163 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 626 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 61,683 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 53,620th in the world and 4th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,402ndBest Weather: 8,778thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,156thMost Influential: 9,633rdMost Average: 10,058thLargest Populations: 10,545thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,663rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,400thHighest Economic Output: 16,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,220th
Most Influential: 2nd in the region

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