Largest Welfare Programs: 6,569th Best Weather: 8,505th Most Influential: 8,806th
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.522 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 652 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 70,428th in the world and 15th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,032.28 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,569thTop
Best Weather: 8,505thMost Influential: 8,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,101stLargest Populations: 10,260thMost Average: 10,610thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,576thHighest Economic Output: 16,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,600th
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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