Largest Welfare Programs: 6,381st Best Weather: 8,688th Most Influential: 8,947th
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 11.293 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 700 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 41,090th in the world and 9th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,381stBest Weather: 8,688thTop
Most Influential: 8,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,384thLargest Populations: 9,820thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,712thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,694thMost Average: 14,021stMost Stationary: 15,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,237thHighest Economic Output: 16,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,687th
Most Average: 1st in the region

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