The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.352 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.
The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 639 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 61,814 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gwrrrrr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".
- : Gwrrrrr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedonia".
- : Gwrrrrr was endorsed by The Post-Revolutionary Domain of Kongarohau.
- : Gwrrrrr lodged a message on the The Unified Christians Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Gwrrrrr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
- : Gwrrrrr withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
- : Gwrrrrr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
- : Gwrrrrr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Gwrrrrr was endorsed by The United States of Sanman.
- : Gwrrrrr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Alliance Against Nazis"".