Largest Welfare Programs: 6,442nd Best Weather: 8,655th Most Influential: 8,801st
The Canaanite Democratic Haven of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 Samuel 12 24 give thanks for what He has done
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The Canaanite Democratic Haven of Gwrrrrr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Executive Director Austin Walls with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.889 billion Gwrrrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Poreggon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The strong Gwrrrrrian economy, worth 675 trillion Sirends a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 62,032 Sirends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Gwrrrrr to be bombproof, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gwrrrrr's national animal is the Dewey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gwrrrrr is ranked 65,081st in the world and 13th in The Unified Christians Alliance for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 79.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,442ndTop
Best Weather: 8,655thMost Influential: 8,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,333rdLargest Populations: 10,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,129thMost Average: 11,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,705th
Most Average: 1st in the region

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