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The Empire of Gunfreak

“All you're base are belong to us”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctica

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The Empire of Gunfreak is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 23.263 billion Gunfreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunfreak City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Gunfreak is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunfreak's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gold .

Gunfreak is ranked 78th in Antarctica and 114,482nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -116 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, Gunfreak is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Gunfreak voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.

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