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The Empire of Gunfreak

“All you're base are belong to us”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctica

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The Empire of Gunfreak is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.744 billion Gunfreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunfreak City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunfreak's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gold .

Gunfreak is ranked 1st in Antarctica and 411th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 139 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 5 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, torture is illegal.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, sex changes are routinely performed at Gunfreak's hospitals.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Gunfreak, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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