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The Confederacy of Gun-Toting Animals

“Everything can be resolved with firepower”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: European Union

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The Confederacy of Gun-Toting Animals is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Colt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.478 billion Gun-Toting Animalsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boomfield. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gun-Toting Animals's national animal is the Manbearpig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bullet.

Gun-Toting Animals is ranked 102nd in European Union and 112,376th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -124 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Gun-Toting Animals's influence in European Union rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 13 days ago: Gun-Toting Animals was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 26 days ago: Gun-Toting Animals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 28 days ago: Gun-Toting Animals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Gun-Toting Animals, Manbearpig is one of the most popular forenames in Gun-Toting Animals.

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