NationStates | The Corporate State of Guanda

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“Make money, we take it, do it again.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Corporate State of Guanda is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.622 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise . The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guanda's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Kudo.

Guanda is ranked 89th in Europe and 965th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 155 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Easter Egg Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 5% of Europe for Most Avoided Top 5% of Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of Europe for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 10% of Europe for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of Europe for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of Europe for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Europe for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 5% of Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 5% of Europe for Largest Gambling Industry Top 5% of Europe for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of Europe for Happiest Citizens Top 10% of Europe for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of Europe for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of Europe for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Europe for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of Europe for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 10% of Europe for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of Europe for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of Europe for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Europe for Largest Retail Industry Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of Europe for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
1 day 6 hours ago: Guanda endorsed The THE PATRIOTS of South Allegheny.
2 days 16 hours ago: Guanda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
3 days 2 hours ago: Guanda was endorsed by The THE PATRIOTS of South Allegheny.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, Hawks are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Guanda, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.