Least Corrupt Governments: 602nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,343rd Best Weather: 1,527th
The Federal Union of
Civil Rights Lovefest
On Istoria, Ome Populas!
Regional Influence
Instigator
Ministry of Silly Walks
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Union of Guadalupador is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Premier Enrique Yanama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.33 billion Guadalupadorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosamo. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guadalupadorian economy, worth 902 trillion Federal Rublyens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,402 Federal Rublyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guadalupador's national animal is the Dorian Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guadalan.

Guadalupador is ranked 183,877th in the world and 59th in South Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.92 Missed References Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,343rdBest Weather: 1,527thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,966thMost Influential: 2,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,637thHighest Crime Rates: 3,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,623rdMost Cultured: 4,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,120thMost Stationary: 6,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,777thHealthiest Citizens: 7,103rdSmartest Citizens: 8,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,863rdNicest Citizens: 8,964thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,057thNudest: 11,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,568thMost Politically Free: 12,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,222ndMost Inclusive: 12,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,957thLargest Populations: 15,282ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,809th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Guadalupador voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Guadalupador was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Guadalupador was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Guadalupador, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.

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