The Union of
Father Knows Best State
Diligis Enim Omnia
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Union of GTCJ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Gregory Austin with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 10.417 billion Gileadans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoa. The average income tax rate is 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gileadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion Aureuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,896 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, vaccinations are mandatory, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GTCJ's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

GTCJ is ranked 1st in Recycling Bin and 85,145th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GTCJ's influence in Recycling Bin rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : GTCJ's influence in Recycling Bin fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : GTCJ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : GTCJ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : GTCJ fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : GTCJ's influence in Recycling Bin rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : GTCJ relocated from Castratene to Recycling Bin.
  • : GTCJ founded the region Recycling Bin.
  • : GTCJ's influence in Castratene fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : GTCJ resigned from the World Assembly.


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics