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The Military State of GSSR

“Basileus Basileon Basileuon Basileuonton”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: CSSR

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The Military State of GSSR is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marshal Vladimir Petkov with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.086 billion Republicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petkovgrad. The average income tax rate is 81.4%.

The powerhouse GSSRian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,996 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSSR's national animal is the Polar Boover, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

GSSR is ranked 1st in CSSR and 1,092nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring 234 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over GSSR.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: GSSR fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: GSSR was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in GSSR, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.

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