Largest Agricultural Sector: 260th Best Weather: 2,270th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,522nd
The Military Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
May our nation now remain free, and blessed of God.
President Vladimir Petkov
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Military Republic of GSSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vladimir Petkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.972 billion Republicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almericia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The strong GSSRian economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,518 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GSSR's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

GSSR is ranked 174,013th in the world and 1st in UNSSR for Least Corrupt Governments, with 41.7 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 260thTop
Best Weather: 2,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,522ndMost Devout: 2,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,128thLowest Crime Rates: 3,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,001stSafest: 4,971stHighest Economic Output: 5,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,955thLargest Governments: 7,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,865thLargest Populations: 8,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,512thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,445thHighest Average Incomes: 12,253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,428thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,926th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GSSR, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in GSSR, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : GSSR's influence in UNSSR rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : GSSR updated the World Factbook entry in UNSSR.
  • : GSSR voted for The United States of Paramountica in Round 3 of the election.
  • : GSSR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in GSSR, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : GSSR was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : GSSR fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • : GSSR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.


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