The Democratic Federation of
Corporate Bordello
Liberty Equality Justice Security
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Kinderlieb III with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.4 billion schnauzervolken are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 5,409 trillion schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,478 schnauzermarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 49th in The North Pacific and 1,815th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 65 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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