Smartest Citizens: 379th Largest Information Technology Sector: 428th Largest Publishing Industry: 508th
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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Kinderlieb III with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.637 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 6,196 trillion schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,718 schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Grosseschnauzer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 16,509th in the world and 10th in International Democratic Union for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,899.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Smartest Citizens: 379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 428thLargest Publishing Industry: 508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 580thHighest Economic Output: 590thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 751stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 799thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 897thMost Cultured: 899thNicest Citizens: 1,059thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,102ndLargest Populations: 1,352ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,390thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,918thMost Developed: 2,200thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,545thHighest Average Incomes: 2,597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,673rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,799thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,779thMost Influential: 4,813thHealthiest Citizens: 6,322ndMost Inclusive: 6,727thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,281stLargest Retail Industry: 8,858thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,925thLargest Black Market: 12,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,536th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the region

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