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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer

“Liberty Equality Justice Security”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Kinderlieb III with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.037 billion schnauzervolken are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 5,238 trillion schnauzermarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,695 schnauzermarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Grosseschnauzer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 4,509th in The North Pacific and 108,441st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.005 Stalins.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 61 minutes ago


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