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The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer

“Liberty Equality Justice Security”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Herr Federal Chancellor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.394 billion, 3.269 billion of whom are zombies, schnauzervolken are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. The average income tax rate is 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, and its currency is the schnauzermark.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 276th in The North Pacific and 12,183rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Grosseschnauzer is currently researching a cure.

People: 13,125,115,359

Zombies: 3,269,030,645

Dead: 5,119,273,497

Survival Rate: 61.01%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 40 minutes ago


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