The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.811 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 94.6 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,384 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, a government program is underway to revitalize Grosse-merde's beaches, and the only places to see merdes now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 144,034th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the only places to see merdes now are at local zoos.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, a government program is underway to revitalize Grosse-merde's beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 9 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.

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