Least Corrupt Governments: 1,172nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,340th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,977th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Tyranny by Majority
Merde
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.873 billion Grosse-merdeans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 114 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,675 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Grosse-merde after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 4,628th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Best Weather, with 235 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,340thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,568thSafest: 3,684thNudest: 3,772ndBest Weather: 4,628thHealthiest Citizens: 5,232ndLargest Populations: 5,781stSmartest Citizens: 6,479thMost Conservative: 8,541stTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,438thMost Extreme: 12,675thMost Politically Free: 12,937thLargest Governments: 14,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,232ndMost Secular: 16,438thLowest Crime Rates: 16,775th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance rose from "Vassal" to "Hermit".
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Grosse-merde after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Grosse-merde relocated from Osiris to The Grand Alliance.
  • : Grosse-merde was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Grosse-merde ceased to exist.

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