Most Beautiful Environments: 1,332nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,575th Nudest: 2,738th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.405 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 117 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,636 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 2,738th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Nudest, with 1,207 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,332ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,575thTop
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Nudest: 2,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,531stSafest: 3,746thBest Weather: 3,857thHealthiest Citizens: 4,963rdLargest Populations: 5,585thSmartest Citizens: 7,365thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,433rdMost Pacifist: 11,878thMost Secular: 13,891stLargest Governments: 14,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,221stLowest Crime Rates: 16,908th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Grosse-merde Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.

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