The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.412 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 100 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,469 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Grosse-merde. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 112,844th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -3 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 14 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Max Barry is this year's Miss Grosse-merde.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.

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