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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde

“Merde”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Grand Alliance

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 12.441 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 82.2 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,607 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 1,111th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,816.1 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Grosse-merde Blood Tithe.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.

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