Most Beautiful Environments: 1,359th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,397th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,852nd
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Merde
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.603 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 122 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,822 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the world outside is only known of in folklore, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 121,812th in the world and 3rd in The Grand Alliance for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 160.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,359thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,397thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,478thBest Weather: 3,612thNudest: 4,226thHealthiest Citizens: 4,912thSafest: 5,344thLargest Populations: 5,549thSmartest Citizens: 7,184thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,059thLargest Governments: 12,918thMost Secular: 13,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,996thMost Pacifist: 14,391st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the Grosse-merde Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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