The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.703 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 102 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,513 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Grosse-merde's radio stations, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 2nd in The Grand Alliance and 128,194th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -50 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Grosse-merde's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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