Most Beautiful Environments: 1,184th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,410th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,431st
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.204 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 134 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 8,317 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Grosse-merde Blood Tithe, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and tourists visit Grosse-merde to mass-moon Grosse-merdean politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 177,696th in the world and 1st in The Grand Alliance for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,184thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,410thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,701stBest Weather: 3,440thHealthiest Citizens: 4,172ndSafest: 4,476thLargest Populations: 5,417thSmartest Citizens: 6,913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,967thLargest Governments: 8,750thLowest Crime Rates: 8,976thTop
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Most Secular: 9,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,183rdMost Pacifist: 11,379thMost Income Equality: 13,293rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, tourists visit Grosse-merde to mass-moon Grosse-merdean politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Grosse-merde Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.

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