Most Beautiful Environments: 1,234th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,503rd Nudest: 2,377th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.222 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 116 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,675 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 89,574th in the world and 3rd in The Grand Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 136 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,234thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,503rdTop
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Nudest: 2,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,292ndBest Weather: 3,772ndSafest: 3,964thHealthiest Citizens: 5,392ndLargest Populations: 5,697thSmartest Citizens: 7,237thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,175thMost Pacifist: 12,631stLargest Governments: 14,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,842nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, builders across Grosse-merde are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.

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