Most Beautiful Environments: 1,245th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,573rd Longest Average Lifespans: 2,803rd
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.05 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 115 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,680 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beef-Based Agriculture facilities are being turned into merde habitats, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 131,535th in the world and 6th in The Grand Alliance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,245thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,573rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,803rdNudest: 3,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,361stBest Weather: 3,913thSafest: 3,971stHealthiest Citizens: 5,114thLargest Populations: 5,741stSmartest Citizens: 7,138thMost Conservative: 7,374thTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,338thLargest Governments: 14,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,848thLowest Crime Rates: 17,287th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Beef-Based Agriculture facilities are being turned into merde habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, many aides in Moudole SuprÍme's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Grosse-merde to be bombproof.
  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".

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