The CES Monkey's Republic of
Tyranny by Majority
Merde
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.515 billion Grosse-merdeans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 108 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,478 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loans are available for students from poor families, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 78,356th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Tyranny by Majority".
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.

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