Most Beautiful Environments: 1,280th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,763rd Longest Average Lifespans: 2,680th
The CES Monkey's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Merde
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.774 billion Grosse-merdeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 126 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 8,020 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grosse-merde is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Grosse-merdean Space Agency, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 183,217th in the world and 4th in The Grand Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,763rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,076thBest Weather: 3,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,733rdNudest: 4,779thSafest: 4,976thLargest Populations: 5,504thMost Secular: 5,911thSmartest Citizens: 6,965thTop
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Most Pacifist: 10,865thLowest Crime Rates: 11,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,287thLargest Governments: 11,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,593rd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Grosse-merdean Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, Grosse-merde is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Grosse-merdean lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.

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