The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.178 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 97.4 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,389 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and 90% of active duty GMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 144,411th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,009.413 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, 90% of active duty GMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 13 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 33 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.

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