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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde

“Merde”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Grand Alliance

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 10.756 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax merdes each year, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the merde.

Grosse-merde is ranked 2nd in The Grand Alliance and 121,594th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,637 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 14 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 39 days ago: Grosse-merde was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, citizens select which government department gets their income tax merdes each year.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, there is a dearth of space for new houses.

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