The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.489 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 100 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,466 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Grosse-merde, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 11,098th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 57 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Grosse-merde's influence in The Grand Alliance fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Grosse-merde relocated from Osiris to The Grand Alliance.
  • : Grosse-merde was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Grosse-merde ceased to exist.
  • : Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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