The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.928 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 95.7 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,402 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only places to see merdes now are at local zoos, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 138,500th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,002.772 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 12 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Grosse-merde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 18 days ago: Grosse-merde fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the only places to see merdes now are at local zoos.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, a government program is underway to revitalize Grosse-merde's beaches.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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