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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.124 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 106 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,513 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Grosse-merde's radio stations, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 3rd in The Grand Alliance and 143,774th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -198 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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