The CES Monkey's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Merde
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The CES Monkey's Republic of Grosse-merde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Moudole SuprÍme with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.655 billion Grosse-merdeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Grosse-merdean economy, worth 93.3 trillion merdes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,372 merdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, airport security is provided by private companies, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grosse-merde's national animal is the merde, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grosse-merde is ranked 1st in The Grand Alliance and 3,858th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Grosse-merde, people caught mistreating Grosse-merde's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.

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