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The Zombie Beat of Groovistan

“Over 100,000,000,000 fools pitied”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific

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The Zombie Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.116 billion Groovistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and a government program is underway to revitalize Groovistan's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 3,660th in The North Pacific and 97,747th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 35 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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