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The Zombie Beat of Groovistan

“Celebrating 10 years!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Zombie Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 22.206 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the new hit series "Groovistan's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 5,062nd in The North Pacific and 122,749th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -4,885.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago


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