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The Beat of Groovistan

“Over 100,000,000,000 fools pitied”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.377 billion Groovistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 2nd in The North Pacific and 81st in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 678 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 273 » Fengate, Velon, Span, Herzliyya, Anarcosyndiclic Peons, Novare Res, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Felenia, Grosseschnauzer, Elevation, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Spadestan, Agramer, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Ischaemia, Former English Colony, Tyrassueb, Andromeda Islands, Selfgradatude, BrightFutures, Blackshear41, Zertazee, Newfatland, New hydra and canceron, Nphyx, Jefffliu, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, God n Country n Byron, Ascenon, New haven america, Magonia, Cantalupo, Aztecopia, Zion-Talmasca, Renetopia, Nintendolande, Pluxlups, Oilgarchy, Caish Empire, Democratic Republic of England, New Greasbyland, Esponnise, Q w e r t y, Boggovia, Miradya Federation, Scumshire, and 223 others.Venezuelia, Tavok, Ryanlandania, Camarthen, Isimud, Jonpocalypse, McMasterdonia, Mandexia, Dymondia, Ator People, Macworld, Tlazten, Calamazo, Zixar, Schnarchi, Republic of Astana, Falapatorius, Thatchertropolis, Maruque, Proov583, Finely Unionized Network, Olvern, Dutchyland, Brutobropia, Tintarios, Battle City, Zeroxis, New Delmarva, HMS Unicorn, Jahiranna, Lunar Felicem, Asian Union Pact, Alunya, The Everlasting Starlights, Democatic Donkeys, TranSaulvania, The Teddy, El Melbos, Framhaven, Rychburn, Kiwitaicho, Arcadiom, Grosscolumbia, Sheldanada, Surachi, Thlaesia, Bocunti, EretzIsrael, Asterica X, Sasten, Kitabo, Maldovania, Eumbner, XxGAMERZxX, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, NabMex, Bristol C, Artemis Alliance, United Chinese Republics, Nouis Remackolbis, Abacathea, Megatrade, Chris Hallett, Astra Lumina, Pacific Borderlands, Five Bridges, Equine Islands, Varovanjov, Tuska-Biren, Yersuv, AnarchNation, Lord Galatei, Ceto, Scheiterhaufen, Lokarth, Ice and Flame, Arithorn, Wisconsota, Telemascus, Jonathanigrad, Kevaren, Wialrania, Pustania, Massarie, New Brancepeth, Ruzonia, Unified Wessex, Seorabol, Lionia, Minorus cellus, Crabstroika, Kephallenias, Egalotir, Limeros, Gettler town, The Unity of Ubar, Karat, Mikalingrad, Central Republic of Mallottovia, Sovereign Canada, Ioannesia, Republic of Destiny, Quasaria, Shadowrik, Dithur, Duberry, Wolf656, San Martin De Porres, Dalies, Urthland, Blye, Stoffghanistan, Sealpup, Sadakoyama, Iscadar, Helvenova, Supreme Libertas, Eastern Star, Austro-Hungarian federation, Akiltra, Turtlestrike, Kialga-Lourti, E C D W, Thorya, Zeternia, Grossreich, Martinople, Cattan, Trygg, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Amatca, Grammatikk, Taynksylvakia, Anglios, System Alliance, Knowwhereelse, Kingdom of Valkyron, Chinstralia, Grand Republic of Freedonia, Stetonic, Conoha, Malvad, Zekker, Temperantia, Xenoa, New Eleria, Tianqing, Matthew Wakeman 5, Great Bights Mum, Flutiestan, Aribistan, Dubec, Ceretis, Maioria, Iwin, Indonesa, Empire of Slavic Absolution, Mica Land, Izmedu, Graley, Volande, Ruaridhkstad, Icrvana, Macklin, Leadan, Oxisco, ODoyle Rules, Peninsular Malaysia, Trevelvos, Emmers, Faltic, DRPK, Emmerian Republic, Eshenia, 007James Bond, Goshania, Democratic Republic of Sydney, Jerkeris Jones, Beauce, Fliskopia, Monsovila, Wildathearts, Kroassant, Spadanera, Malakeem, Mapelum, Territorio di Nessuno, Kilactic Regeneration, Bjartr, Khanic, Scandigrad, Fleuronia, Nickitopia, Dracovis, Zumo, Little Sealand, Orinta, Hungary-Ukrain, Azoriin, Prusia and Borrusia, ALUFERT, Fallyon, Fresley, Caedancia, Trinor, Pradittor, 007Agent Q, Byzateos, Genghistan, Run Mayst Republic, New Lunaland, New Brussels, Coreyea, Melon feud, -Philippines-, The Republic of Brittania, The Fens, Sirisea, Falvaard, Ferdinana, New Saganland, Anawak, and Rukonia.

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