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The Zombie Beat of Groovistan

“Over 100,000,000,000 fools pitied”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Zombie Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.001 billion Groovistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 25th in The North Pacific and 498th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 123 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago


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