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The Beat of Groovistan

“Over 100,000,000,000 fools pitied”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific

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The Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.69 billion Groovistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Groovistan, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 4,824th in The North Pacific and 117,540th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

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World Assembly

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