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The Zombie Beat of Groovistan

“Celebrating 10 years!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Zombie Beat of Groovistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Mr T with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.798 billion Groovistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Funkytown Times is sold out, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Groovistan's national animal is the Cadbury Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the High Five.

Groovistan is ranked 24th in The North Pacific and 530th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 116 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago


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