Most Influential: 518th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,403rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,358th
The Eternal Cookie Manufacturers of
Democratic Socialists
The Home of Stroopwafels
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Eternal Cookie Manufacturers of Grolsch is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.8 billion Grolschians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grolschian economy, worth 501 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,963 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and Arbitration Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Grolsch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 63,206th in the world and 91st in Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.43 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 518thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,358thSafest: 4,968thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,839thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,915thTop
Most Cultured: 9,135thNicest Citizens: 9,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,491stMost Stationary: 13,337thHealthiest Citizens: 13,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,553rdLargest Populations: 14,033rdBest Weather: 14,323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,486th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the region

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