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The Formerly Retired Bureaucrat of Grolsch

“Your friendly paper-pusher”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Social Liberal Union


The Formerly Retired Bureaucrat of Grolsch is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.716 billion Grolschians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Grolsch's radio stations, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grolsch's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Beeram.

Grolsch is ranked 40th in Social Liberal Union and 4,362nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 29 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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