Most Influential: 509th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,595th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,790th
The United Stroopwafel Bakeries of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Home of Stroopwafels
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United Stroopwafel Bakeries of Grolsch is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.132 billion Grolschians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Grolschian economy, worth 578 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,337 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 55,473rd in the world and 78th in Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 509thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,595thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,790thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,179thSafest: 4,282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,529thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,460thNicest Citizens: 11,545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,866thMost Stationary: 12,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,498thLargest Populations: 13,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,734thHealthiest Citizens: 15,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,753rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grolsch's influence in Social Liberal Union rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Grolsch lodged a message on the Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Grolsch voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Grolsch lodged a message on the Social Liberal Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Grolsch, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Grolsch, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Grolsch was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Grolsch, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Grolsch, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Grolsch, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling.

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