The Cookie Craftspeople of
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The Cookie Craftspeople of Grolsch is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.119 billion Grolschians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grolschian economy, worth 379 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,283 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 54th in Social Liberal Union and 26,817th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 132 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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