The United Stroopwafel Bakers of
Democratic Socialists
The Home of Stroopwafels
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The United Stroopwafel Bakers of Grolsch is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.114 billion Grolschians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grolschian economy, worth 453 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,881 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and Arbitration Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Grolsch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 123rd in Social Liberal Union and 98,372nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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