The Cookie Craftspeople of
Democratic Socialists
Where Cookies Feel at Home
Regional Influence
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Very Good
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The Cookie Craftspeople of Grolsch is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.792 billion Grolschians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grolschian economy, worth 499 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,521 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All weapon research has been banned, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and judges are all-powerful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 52nd in Social Liberal Union and 10,837th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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