Most Influential: 501st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,569th Least Corrupt Governments: 3,804th
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The Supreme Court of Cookies of Grolsch is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.313 billion Grolschians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Grolschian economy, worth 584 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,751 Beerams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 31,833rd in the world and 75th in Social Liberal Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,396.59 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 501stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,569thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,195thSafest: 4,313thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,599thTop
Most Cultured: 9,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,792ndNicest Citizens: 11,455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,824thMost Stationary: 12,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,911thLargest Populations: 13,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,808thHealthiest Citizens: 14,890th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

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