Most Influential: 489th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,771st
The Thanks For 250 Members of
Left-Leaning College State
Spreading peace by delivering stroopwafels
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Temporary Speaker of the Union
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The Thanks For 250 Members of Grolsch is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.691 billion Grolschians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzvertim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The all-consuming Grolschian economy, worth 655 trillion Beerams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,632 Beerams, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Grolsch's national animal is the Arbitration Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grolsch is ranked 152,509th in the world and 244th in Social Liberal Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 446.73 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Influential: 489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 5,771stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,486thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9,952ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,422ndMost Cultured: 10,703rdMost Stationary: 11,515thNicest Citizens: 12,028thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,327thLargest Populations: 13,018thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,437thHealthiest Citizens: 13,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,599thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,270thMost Developed: 16,885thHighest Economic Output: 17,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,186th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the region

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