Most Influential: 166th Highest Economic Output: 1,823rd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,006th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Federal Republic of GroBdeutsches Reich is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Aurora Dähler with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.251 billion deutsche are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient grossdeutscher economy, worth a remarkable 3,204 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,222 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', major cities are suffering under water rationing, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GroBdeutsches Reich's national animal is the Reichs Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

GroBdeutsches Reich is ranked 159,064th in the world and 111th in European Union for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

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Most Influential: 166thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,006thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,196thLargest Populations: 2,843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,298thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,332ndSmartest Citizens: 3,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,898thMost Cultured: 4,110thMost Developed: 4,252ndMost Politically Free: 5,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,895thLargest Mining Sector: 6,633rdHighest Drug Use: 7,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,652ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,571stLargest Governments: 8,800thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,249thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,635thFattest Citizens: 11,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,798thMost Efficient Economies: 14,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,959thLowest Crime Rates: 16,797thMost Income Equality: 16,848th
Top
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in GroBdeutsches Reich, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in GroBdeutsches Reich, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in GroBdeutsches Reich, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich's influence in European Union fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, and Most Politically Free.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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