Most Influential: 161st Highest Economic Output: 1,817th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,950th
The Federal Republic of
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The Federal Republic of GroBdeutsches Reich is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Aurora Dähler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.091 billion deutsche are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient grossdeutscher economy, worth a remarkable 3,164 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,487 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GroBdeutsches Reich's national animal is the Reichs Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

GroBdeutsches Reich is ranked 188,546th in the world and 144th in European Union for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.72 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Influential: 161stHighest Economic Output: 1,817thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,950thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,135thLargest Populations: 2,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,109thSmartest Citizens: 3,291stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,611thMost Developed: 3,873rdMost Cultured: 3,922ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,719thMost Politically Free: 5,792ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,105thHighest Average Incomes: 8,182ndHighest Drug Use: 8,324thLargest Governments: 8,426thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,642ndFattest Citizens: 10,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,417thLowest Crime Rates: 16,097thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,618thRudest Citizens: 16,733rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,456thMost Secular: 19,021st
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich's influence in European Union fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, and Most Politically Free.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich's influence in European Union rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • : GroBdeutsches Reich fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.


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