The Capitalist Utopia of
Corporate Police State
Work, Consume, Breed
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Capitalist Utopia of GrimDark is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor and High CEO Damian Kilgore with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.058 billion GrimDarkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Primus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GrimDarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,893 trillion Dominions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 442,527 Dominions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,990,413 per year while the poor average 24,217, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled GrimDark with a very polite populace, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. GrimDark's national animal is the freedom bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Truth.

GrimDark is ranked 2nd in The Fascist Union and 2,529th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 42 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 37 minutes ago: GrimDark's influence in The Fascist Union rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled GrimDark with a very polite populace.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: GrimDark was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, billions of Dominions are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.

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