The Capitalist Utopia of
Corporate Police State
Work, Consume, Breed
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Capitalist Utopia of GrimDark is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor and High CEO Damian Kilgore with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.882 billion GrimDarkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Primus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GrimDarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,788 trillion Dominions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 440,014 Dominions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,165,262 per year while the poor average 19,702, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Flogging is all the rage, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. GrimDark's national animal is the freedom bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Truth.

GrimDark is ranked 173rd in The Fascist Union and 142,861st in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -822 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 118 minutes ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, flogging is all the rage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, governments opposing GrimDark are beset by rebels.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 7 days ago: GrimDark fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in GrimDark, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.

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