The Sleeping Cats of
Capitalizt
How fortunate the man with none
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Sleeping Cats of Greybrow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grey One with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.359 billion Greybrowians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Welfare not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Greybrowian economy, worth a remarkable 5,505 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 270,431 nones, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, Sleeping cat is one of the most popular forenames in Greybrow, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greybrow's national animal is the sleeping cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greybrow is ranked 17th in Capitalist Paradise and 665th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, Sleeping cat is one of the most popular forenames in Greybrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.

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