Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 90th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 235th Most Secular: 345th
The Sleeping Cats of
Capitalizt
How fortunate the man with none
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Sleeping Cats of Greybrow is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grey One with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.04 billion Sleepyheadcats enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Sleepy economy, worth a remarkable 5,585 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 265,464 nones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,310 per year while the poor average 65,449, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Greybrow City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and the government has returned all business to private ownership. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greybrow's national animal is the sleeping cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greybrow is ranked 159,028th in the world and 231st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 90thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 235thMost Secular: 345thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 399thMost Influential: 422ndRudest Citizens: 496thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 568thMost Rebellious Youth: 568thHighest Economic Output: 670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 798thMost Armed: 993rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,317thSmartest Citizens: 1,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,776thHighest Average Incomes: 1,780thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,829thBest Weather: 1,932ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,163rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,346thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,507thLargest Populations: 2,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,808thMost Developed: 3,321stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,368thLargest Retail Industry: 3,817thHealthiest Citizens: 4,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,397thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,587thLargest Black Market: 8,040thTop
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Nudest: 10,283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,554th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Greybrow was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Greybrow City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.

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