The Sleeping Cats of
Capitalizt
How fortunate the man with none
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Sleeping Cats of Greybrow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grey One with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.987 billion Greybrowians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Welfare not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Greybrowian economy, worth a remarkable 5,049 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 265,930 nones, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, Grey One's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greybrow's national animal is the sleeping cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greybrow is ranked 460th in Capitalist Paradise and 131,741st in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -211.799 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Greybrow was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Capitalizt".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, Grey One's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 10 days ago: Greybrow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Greybrow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Greybrow, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.

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