The Sleeping Cats of
Capitalizt
How fortunate the man with none
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Sleeping Cats of Greybrow is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grey One with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.574 billion Greybrowians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Greybrowian economy, worth a remarkable 5,252 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 268,345 nones, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greybrow's national animal is the sleeping cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greybrow is ranked 333rd in Capitalist Paradise and 120,918th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -505 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Greybrow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million nones of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Greybrow, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.

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