The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.945 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,146 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,585 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,381,955 per year while the poor average 118,639, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 1st in World Pirates Alliance and 93rd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 15 days ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 17 days ago: GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 28 days ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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