The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.847 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,568 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,983 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,402,100 per year while the poor average 116,458, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 4th in World Pirates Alliance and 118,002nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -188.5 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, The Flying Spaghetti Monster's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • : GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.

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