The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.426 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,371 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,817 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,401,591 per year while the poor average 116,416, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and armed police units patrol the roads late at night. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 4th in World Pirates Alliance and 103,865th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 9 days ago: GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 28 days ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 35 days ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.

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