The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.219 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,276 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,786 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,401,497 per year while the poor average 116,408, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 4th in World Pirates Alliance and 99,422nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 21 days ago: GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 28 days ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.

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