Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.14 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 10,730 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,730 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,980,227 per year while the poor average 69,726, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

The government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 118,520th in the world and 2nd in World Pirates Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 34.15 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thLargest Retail Industry: 100thRudest Citizens: 112thFattest Citizens: 152ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 164thHighest Economic Output: 184thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 206thHighest Average Incomes: 207thLargest Mining Sector: 246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 248thMost Avoided: 272ndMost Secular: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438thMost Armed: 456thSmartest Citizens: 467thLargest Publishing Industry: 479thLargest Insurance Industry: 487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 559thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 887thHighest Crime Rates: 894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,117thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,911thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,941stLargest Black Market: 5,667thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,186thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,278thMost Efficient Economies: 12,659th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.

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