Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.31 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 10,810 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,777 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,980,429 per year while the poor average 69,733, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to GreenJackets City to enjoy their national art. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 1,191st in the world and 1st in World Pirates Alliance for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 469.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58thLargest Retail Industry: 110thRudest Citizens: 120thFattest Citizens: 157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 164thHighest Economic Output: 182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213thLargest Mining Sector: 250thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 256thMost Avoided: 278thMost Secular: 391stLargest Agricultural Sector: 412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417thMost Armed: 452ndSmartest Citizens: 479thLargest Publishing Industry: 490thLargest Insurance Industry: 495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 523rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 830thHighest Crime Rates: 907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,209thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,744thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,963rdLargest Black Market: 5,719thTop
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Most Cultured: 7,930thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,365thMost Efficient Economies: 12,957th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to GreenJackets City to enjoy their national art.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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