The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.99 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,634 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,989 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,421,592 per year while the poor average 114,176, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's mistress is the belle at many state balls, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in GreenJackets's many privately-owned prisons, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 4th in World Pirates Alliance and 128,886th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -549 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in GreenJackets's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, The Flying Spaghetti Monster's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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