Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.806 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 10,573 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,629 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,971,406 per year while the poor average 70,223, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 699th in the world and 1st in World Pirates Alliance for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 14,075.04 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 89thRudest Citizens: 104thFattest Citizens: 149thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 161stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 176thHighest Economic Output: 177thHighest Average Incomes: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 231stLargest Mining Sector: 232ndMost Avoided: 262ndMost Secular: 284thLargest Agricultural Sector: 390thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 425thSmartest Citizens: 454thLargest Publishing Industry: 473rdMost Armed: 480thLargest Insurance Industry: 482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 487thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 549thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 854thHighest Crime Rates: 869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,011thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,874thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,908thLargest Black Market: 5,644thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,991stMost Efficient Economies: 12,508th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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