Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.6 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 10,478 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,629 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,971,406 per year while the poor average 70,223, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 163,735th in the world and 2nd in World Pirates Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdLargest Retail Industry: 84thRudest Citizens: 109thFattest Citizens: 143rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdHighest Economic Output: 175thHighest Average Incomes: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198thLargest Mining Sector: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 228thMost Avoided: 249thMost Secular: 258thLargest Agricultural Sector: 404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 421stSmartest Citizens: 434thMost Armed: 465thLargest Publishing Industry: 466thLargest Insurance Industry: 478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 486thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 537thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 829thHighest Crime Rates: 844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 933rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,083rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,813thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,899thLargest Black Market: 5,580thMost Cultured: 7,960thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,057thMost Efficient Economies: 11,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.

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