Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.928 billion RGJ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth an astonishing 10,632 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 463,730 Shags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,980,227 per year while the poor average 69,726, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

The government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 165,722nd in the world and 4th in World Pirates Alliance for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.73 Years.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58thLargest Retail Industry: 95thRudest Citizens: 112thFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181stHighest Economic Output: 181stHighest Average Incomes: 202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 203rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234thLargest Mining Sector: 241stMost Avoided: 261stMost Secular: 300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 414thMost Armed: 439thSmartest Citizens: 455thLargest Publishing Industry: 471stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 484thLargest Insurance Industry: 487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 556thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 863rdHighest Crime Rates: 868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,037thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,880thLargest Black Market: 5,659thMost Cultured: 8,220thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,309thMost Efficient Economies: 12,497th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, GreenJackets is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : GreenJackets's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in GreenJackets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.

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