The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We've been touched by his noodly appendage
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.068 billion RGJ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GreenJacket economy, worth a remarkable 9,205 trillion Shags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 458,739 Shags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,382,419 per year while the poor average 118,679, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GreenJackets is ranked 1st in World Pirates Alliance and 15,433rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 203 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 10 hours ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 17 days ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nation leads World Pirates Alliance in per capita stalking.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 24 days ago: GreenJackets was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.

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