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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets

“We've been touched by his noodly appendage”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: World Pirates Alliance

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The Armed Republic of GreenJackets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Flying Spaghetti Monster with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.952 billion GreenJacketsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology industries.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreenJackets's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Shag.

GreenJackets is ranked 5th in World Pirates Alliance and 113,796th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,316 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: GreenJackets was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 29 days ago: GreenJackets fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in GreenJackets, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.

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