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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR

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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Porfirio Diaz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.796 billion Cubans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nueva Havana Times is sold out, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, billions of Roubles are being poured into a space program, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Rouble.

Greater Cuba is ranked 24th in USSR and 22,536th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Greater Cuba fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 8 days ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Greater Cuba was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 14 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II"".
  • 14 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The General Patent Charter"".
  • 18 days ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The International Communist Union".
  • 18 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 22 days ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 25 days ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).

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