Most Advanced Public Transport: 8th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 36th
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.842 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,565 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,808 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dik dik is one of the most popular forenames in Greater Cuba, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 111,682nd in the world and 81st in USSR for Most Authoritarian, with 0.08 Stalins.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thLargest Welfare Programs: 36thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thLargest Governments: 45thHighest Average Tax Rates: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96thMost Pacifist: 106thSafest: 130thMost Advanced Public Education: 135thLongest Average Lifespans: 143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167thLowest Crime Rates: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 269thBest Weather: 292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 305thMost Influential: 442ndSmartest Citizens: 482ndMost Inclusive: 649thHighest Economic Output: 722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 985thHealthiest Citizens: 1,032ndNicest Citizens: 1,138thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,331stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,556thMost Stationary: 2,085thHighest Average Incomes: 2,156thLargest Populations: 2,474thMost Cultured: 2,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,354thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,057thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,828thTop
Most Developed: 8,376thMost Income Equality: 9,891stMost Politically Free: 11,227th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the region

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