Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th Largest Welfare Programs: 36th
The Great Scientific Polity of
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.015 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,611 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,884 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dik dik is one of the most popular forenames in Greater Cuba, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 114,213th in the world and 35th in USSR for Most Pro-Market, scoring 20.78 on the Rand Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 36thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thHighest Average Tax Rates: 46thLargest Governments: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndMost Pacifist: 108thSafest: 127thMost Advanced Public Education: 139thLongest Average Lifespans: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thLowest Crime Rates: 228thHighest Poor Incomes: 260thBest Weather: 293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 323rdMost Influential: 434thSmartest Citizens: 501stHighest Economic Output: 726thMost Inclusive: 738thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,000thHealthiest Citizens: 1,039thNicest Citizens: 1,156thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,324thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,638thMost Stationary: 2,060thHighest Average Incomes: 2,159thLargest Populations: 2,456thMost Cultured: 2,613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,094thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,936thTop
Most Developed: 8,622ndMost Income Equality: 9,748thMost Politically Free: 11,267th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the region

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