The Penny Arcade Mecca of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Superb
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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.854 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 4,340 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,212 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, meat-eating is frowned upon, the dik dik is a protected species, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 6th in USSR and 484th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 25 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 hours ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The United Communists' Republic of Renbokia.
  • 6 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the dik dik is a protected species.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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