Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 30th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.292 billion Cubans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,477 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,252 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 180,853rd in the world and 108th in USSR for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -34.94 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 30thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 44thLargest Governments: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 86thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91stMost Pacifist: 101stMost Advanced Public Education: 117thSafest: 127thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157thLowest Crime Rates: 227thMost Subsidized Industry: 252ndBest Weather: 278thHighest Poor Incomes: 300thMost Inclusive: 349thMost Influential: 434thSmartest Citizens: 454thHighest Economic Output: 693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 875thHealthiest Citizens: 991stNicest Citizens: 1,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,337thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,966thMost Stationary: 2,175thMost Cultured: 2,351stLargest Populations: 2,499thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,941stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,468thMost Developed: 7,153rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,896thMost Income Equality: 15,104th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Greater Cuba was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Toxic Heavy Metals Act".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".

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