The Penny Arcade Mecca of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Very Strong
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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.08 billion Cubans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 4,616 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,972 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 125th in USSR and 146,532nd in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -1,474 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 23 hours ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Greater Cuba was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 5 days ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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