Population | 38.321 billion |
Capital | Nueva Havana |
Leader | Che Castro |
Currency | Rouble |
Animal | dik dik |
The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.321 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,561 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,608 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Cuba is ranked 3,514th in the world and 7th in USSR for Most Cultured, scoring 200 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Red state of redosia.
- : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The People's Republic of Russishgrade.
- : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Greater Cuba endorsed The People's Republic of Russishgrade.
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zekarsky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Mutant wasteland, Rossortsy, Zekarsky, Russishgrade, and Red state of redosia.