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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR


The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Porfirio Diaz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.243 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nueva Havana Times is sold out, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, billions of Roubles are being poured into a space program, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Rouble.

Greater Cuba is ranked 4th in USSR and 276th in the world for Best Weather, with 857 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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