The Penny Arcade Mecca of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.745 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 4,280 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,380 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 114th in USSR and 142,863rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -40.759 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 55 minutes ago

  • 54 minutes ago: Greater Cuba endorsed The Dictatorship of Marthuania.
  • 12 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Marthuania.
  • 20 hours ago: Greater Cuba fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 21 hours ago: Greater Cuba fell out of the regional #1 spot for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Historia Novorum".

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