Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th Largest Welfare Programs: 35th
The Great Scientific Polity of
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We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Dealmaker
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Excellent
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Thriving
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.491 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,433 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,836 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in USSR for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 16,630.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 35thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 44thLargest Governments: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rdMost Beautiful Environments: 87thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92ndMost Pacifist: 105thSafest: 129thMost Advanced Public Education: 131stLongest Average Lifespans: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 266thBest Weather: 276thMost Subsidized Industry: 299thMost Influential: 432ndMost Inclusive: 466thSmartest Citizens: 473rdHighest Economic Output: 726thMost Compassionate Citizens: 910thHealthiest Citizens: 1,008thNicest Citizens: 1,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,388thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,130thMost Stationary: 2,154thMost Cultured: 2,464thLargest Populations: 2,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,938thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,639thTop
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Most Developed: 8,359thMost Income Equality: 8,710thMost Politically Free: 10,217th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the region

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