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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR

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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.392 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 4,398 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,162 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Greater Cuba to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 2nd in USSR and 42nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 767 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Greater Cuba was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Greater Cuba to be bombproof.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "War Crimes Tribunal".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Greater Cuba endorsed The People's Republic of Prushia.

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