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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: USSR

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The Penny Arcade Mecca of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 18.125 billion Cubans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Rouble.

Greater Cuba is ranked 149th in USSR and 119,883rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Korskha.
  • 20 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The People's Republic of Hvalfyurden.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Greater Cuba's influence in USSR rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 4 days ago: Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".

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