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The Fortress of Solitude of Greater Cuba

“We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Good	Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: USSR

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Fortress of Solitude of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Porfirio Diaz with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12.54 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The GCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Rouble.

Greater Cuba is ranked 168th in USSR and 101,585th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Easter Eggs (2) #1 in USSR for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of USSR for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of USSR for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of USSR for Largest Defense Forces #1 in USSR for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of USSR for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements #1 in USSR for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments #1 in USSR for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of USSR for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of USSR for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of USSR for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of USSR for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of USSR for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of USSR for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of USSR for Most Extensive Civil Rights #1 in USSR for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of USSR for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest #1 in USSR for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of USSR for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 5% of USSR for Most Politically Free Top 10% of USSR for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of USSR for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of USSR for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of USSR for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of USSR for Smartest Citizens #1 in USSR for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of USSR for Best Weather #1 in USSR for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

23 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Jedizora.
1 day 4 hours ago: Greater Cuba was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet-German Dortmund.
3 days 14 hours ago: Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the GCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
7 days ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Multiple Trials".
11 days ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Double Jeopardy Prohibition".
13 days ago: Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Banning Extrajudicial Transfer".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 21 (RedCommunist, Wapakalypse, Khanatah, Parti Ouvrier, Koryostan, Socialist Montanistan, The Great Mongol Khanate, Pusik XII, Prolets, Communist Sturoza, Chicom, Slavestate, Tzimenakisland, Benjamia, Narmilia, CoolHandLuke, Soviet Tunisia, Hondarum, Dubriland, Soviet-German Dortmund, Jedizora)