Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 29th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Dealmaker
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.173 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,471 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,435 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, every workday begins with group therapy, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in USSR for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.57 Years.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thLargest Governments: 45thHighest Average Tax Rates: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 91stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96thMost Pacifist: 104thMost Advanced Public Education: 110thSafest: 127thLongest Average Lifespans: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158thMost Subsidized Industry: 231stLowest Crime Rates: 233rdMost Inclusive: 277thHighest Poor Incomes: 292ndBest Weather: 300thMost Influential: 416thSmartest Citizens: 455thHighest Economic Output: 689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 922ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,005thNicest Citizens: 1,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,260thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,340thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,901stMost Cultured: 2,192ndMost Stationary: 2,201stLargest Populations: 2,511thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,919thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,920thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,376thMost Developed: 6,539thTop
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Most Politically Free: 11,198thMost Income Equality: 15,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,459th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reproductive Education Act".
  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Republic of Carton Fun.
  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Dictatorship of Markovban.
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Greater Cuban radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.

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