Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th Largest Welfare Programs: 35th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.644 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 5,516 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,859 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dik dik is one of the most popular forenames in Greater Cuba, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 225th in the world and 4th in USSR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 35thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thLargest Governments: 44thHighest Average Tax Rates: 46thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55thMost Beautiful Environments: 89thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94thMost Pacifist: 104thSafest: 125thMost Advanced Public Education: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165thLowest Crime Rates: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 273rdBest Weather: 281stMost Subsidized Industry: 293rdMost Influential: 435thSmartest Citizens: 470thMost Inclusive: 522ndHighest Economic Output: 710thMost Compassionate Citizens: 935thHealthiest Citizens: 1,003rdNicest Citizens: 1,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,447thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,102ndMost Stationary: 2,112thLargest Populations: 2,485thMost Cultured: 2,504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,111thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,737thMost Developed: 8,220thTop
Most Politically Free: 10,590thMost Income Equality: 10,920th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Quarantined Trade Zone of Quarantinia.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, birth rates have hit an all-time low.


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