Great Liberal Land of True Serbia
Population | 14.502 billion |
Capital | Smile Island |
Leader | Lady Moro |
Faith | Dreaming |
Currency | smile |
Animal | sea angel |
The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.502 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,868 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 473,618 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.
Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 1,269th in the world and 1st in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Cultured, scoring 337 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Lady Moro reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, the weather in Smile Island is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Homuhomuhomu and Stanistani.