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The United Republics of Great Jergania and Jonland

“Out of many, one.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Holy Rome

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The United Republics of Great Jergania and Jonland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Ukenye with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.288 billion Jerganians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertą. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and criminals are thrown to the doves to repay their debt to society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Great Jergania and Jonland's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is no longer used at the state level, and its currency is the paper ducat.

Great Jergania and Jonland is ranked 54th in Holy Rome and 111,790th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 21 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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