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The United Republics of Great Jergania and Jonland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President John Ukenye with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and self-igniting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.324 billion Jerganians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LibertÓ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jerganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion paper ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 186,637 paper ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,892 per year while the poor average 21,356, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Great Jergania and Jonland, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Great Jergania and Jonland's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no longer used at the state level.

Great Jergania and Jonland is ranked 19th in Holy Rome and 135,601st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -12 on the Enoch Index.

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