Most Efficient Economies: 733rd Rudest Citizens: 1,249th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,329th
The Revolutionary Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Who are we fooling with this 'Age of Consent' thing?
President-elect Gary Johnson
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Revolutionary Republic of Great Jergania and Jonland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President-elect Gary Johnson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.303 billion Jerganians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LibertÓ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jerganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,432 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 843,953 per year while the poor average 28,015, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and visions of giant pink doves are a common side effect after Jerganians eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Great Jergania and Jonland's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of Kek.

Great Jergania and Jonland is ranked 178,096th in the world and 3rd in The Cult of Kek for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 0.03 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Efficient Economies: 733rdRudest Citizens: 1,249thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,329thMost Armed: 1,494thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,968thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,178thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,820thHighest Crime Rates: 2,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,530thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,724thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,926thFattest Citizens: 3,947thMost Avoided: 4,495thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,944thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,978thMost Cultured: 4,985thHighest Economic Output: 5,164thHighest Average Incomes: 5,201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,323rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,327thMost Politically Free: 5,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,993rdMost Devout: 6,124thLargest Mining Sector: 7,171stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,206thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,091stMost Pro-Market: 10,874thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,552ndSmartest Citizens: 11,921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,129thLargest Populations: 14,637th

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