Most Efficient Economies: 744th Rudest Citizens: 1,242nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,382nd
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The Revolutionary Republic of Great Jergania and Jonland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President John Ukenye with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.156 billion Jerganians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LibertÓ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jerganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion paper ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,079 paper ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 898,117 per year while the poor average 24,188, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

The government is spending billions of paper ducats on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Great Jergania and Jonland's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no longer used at the state level.

Great Jergania and Jonland is ranked 80,044th in the world and 2,522nd in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 46.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 744thRudest Citizens: 1,242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,382ndTop
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Most Armed: 1,559thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,031stLargest Retail Industry: 2,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,436thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,586thHighest Crime Rates: 2,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,933rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,087thFattest Citizens: 4,352ndMost Avoided: 4,437thMost Cultured: 4,698thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,837thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,853rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,069thHighest Economic Output: 5,086thHighest Average Incomes: 5,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,511thMost Devout: 6,034thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,244thLargest Mining Sector: 6,653rdMost Pro-Market: 6,830thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,535thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,553rdMost Politically Free: 11,620thSmartest Citizens: 12,497thLargest Populations: 13,986th
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Most Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 104th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 127th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 138th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 196th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 206th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 211th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 212th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionFattest Citizens: 221st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 224th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Politically Free: 246th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionMost Devout: 256th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 303rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 345th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionLargest Populations: 427th in the region

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