The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Dominion of Ireland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister David Cameron with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.958 billion British enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The strong British economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,320 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

GBADOI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, Great Britain and Dominion of Ireland's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Britain and Dominion of Ireland's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Britain and Dominion of Ireland is ranked 135,485^th in the world and 1,054^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.22 law-abiding acts per hour.