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The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor

“Caballien Misain Ye”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas


The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.232 billion Harberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Harbour Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, its national religion is Harberian Catholic, and its currency is the Crown.

Grays Harbor is ranked 25th in Texas and 5,113th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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