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The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor

“Caballien Misain Ye”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an iron fist, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.753 billion Harberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Harbour Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, its national religion is Harberian Catholic, and its currency is the Crown.

Grays Harbor is ranked 29th in Texas and 6,716th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 74.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Grays Harbor fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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