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The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor

“Caballien Misain Ye”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.924 billion Harberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Harbour Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, its national religion is Harberian Catholic, and its currency is the Crown.

Grays Harbor is ranked 118th in Texas and 97,545th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 0 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Grays Harbor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Grays Harbor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 14 days ago: Grays Harbor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 31 days ago: Grays Harbor fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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