| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: The Hill
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Apolytonian States of Grant Park is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Reverend Bob Dobbs with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.166 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slack. The average income tax rate is 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grant Park's national animal is the yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Church of the SubGenius, and its currency is the ningi.
Grant Park is ranked 3rd in The Hill and 95,325th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.





National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. - 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. - 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. - 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. - 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, the government is seen to favor Catholics. - 33 days ago: Following new legislation in
Grant Park, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.







