The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.984 billion GrandKircheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth 996 trillion Church Farthings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 142,747 Church Farthings, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in GrandKirche's many privately-owned prisons, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 19th in The British Empire and 138,865th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -15 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in GrandKirche's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: GrandKirche was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: GrandKirche lodged a message on the The British Empire Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: GrandKirche voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".

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