The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto
Regional Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.6 billion GrandKircheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion Church Farthings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 159,103 Church Farthings, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 16th in The British Empire and 117,608th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -2,018 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : GrandKirche was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the nation leads The British Empire in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.

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