The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.691 billion GrandKirchers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth 932 trillion Church Farthings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,334 Church Farthings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of GrandKirche's radio stations, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 19th in The British Empire and 120,518th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -271 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: GrandKirche lodged a message on the The British Empire Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of GrandKirche's radio stations.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.

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