The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto
Regional Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 7.455 billion GrandKircheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion Church Farthings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,142 Church Farthings, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 3rd in The British Empire and 6,774th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: GrandKirche voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Flemingovia".
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, GrandKirche is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, tabloids coo over Sir Charles Murton's expected child.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.

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