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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche

“Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The British Empire

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.658 billion GrandKirchers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. The average income tax rate is 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology industries.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, GrandKirche successfully hosted the The British Empire Olympics, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Primitive Methodism, and its currency is the Church Farthing.

GrandKirche is ranked 20th in The British Empire and 111,934th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, GrandKirche successfully hosted the The British Empire Olympics.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: GrandKirche voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Black Riders".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, Max Barry is this year's Miss GrandKirche.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in GrandKirche, major cities are suffering under water rationing.

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