Most Cheerful Citizens: 185th Largest Publishing Industry: 189th Most Devout: 440th
The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.793 billion GrandKircheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Church Pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,996 Church Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the GBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the GrandKirche Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and the only places to see Magpies now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 67,938th in the world and 4th in The British Empire for Largest Governments, scoring 16.19 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 185thLargest Publishing Industry: 189thMost Devout: 440thMost Cultured: 487thMost Efficient Economies: 490thLargest Information Technology Sector: 910thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,418thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,475thSmartest Citizens: 4,030thHighest Economic Output: 4,870thMost Avoided: 5,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,504thSafest: 5,566thHighest Average Incomes: 5,952ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,804thMost Inclusive: 6,884thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,351stFattest Citizens: 7,600thNicest Citizens: 7,781stLargest Retail Industry: 8,226thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,774thRudest Citizens: 10,696thLargest Populations: 12,084thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,813thNudest: 15,467th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the only places to see Magpies now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the GrandKirche Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the GBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : GrandKirche was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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