Largest Publishing Industry: 162nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 181st Most Devout: 394th
The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.168 billion GrandKircheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Church Pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,881 Church Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 36,676th in the world and 4th in The British Empire for Largest Black Market, with 1.83 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 181stMost Devout: 394thMost Cultured: 472ndMost Efficient Economies: 494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 939thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,011thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,387thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,270thSmartest Citizens: 3,742ndSafest: 3,841stHighest Economic Output: 4,737thMost Inclusive: 4,891stMost Avoided: 5,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,911thNicest Citizens: 6,416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,781stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,956thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,469thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,058thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,761stFattest Citizens: 10,368thRudest Citizens: 10,677thLargest Retail Industry: 11,357thLargest Populations: 11,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,532ndNudest: 13,466thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,332ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,014th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GrandKirche was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : GrandKirche was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : GrandKirche was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : GrandKirche was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.


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