The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
The Best is Yet To Be
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Republic of Grailquest is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lancelot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.647 billion Grailquestians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grailquest City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Grailquestian economy, worth 584 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,729 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grailquest's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grailquest is ranked 1st in Singapore and 92nd in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 1,051 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Grailquest, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.

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