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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare

“Bush sucks!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.584 billion Goodnamesarerareans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

The new hit series "Goodnamesarerare's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, priests are being drafted by the church load, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the shrub.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 1st in The East Pacific and 28th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 1,144 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 22 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 22 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the new hit series "Goodnamesarerare's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, Goodnamesarerare's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.

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