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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare

“Bush sucks!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed population of 22.431 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the shrub.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 1,414th in The East Pacific and 34,591st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 4 days ago: Goodnamesarerare voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 4 days ago: Goodnamesarerare voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.

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