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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare

“Bush sucks!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.113 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 11,795 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 489,183 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 33rd in The East Pacific and 1,731st in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,472.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Goodnamesarerare was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 18 hours ago: Goodnamesarerare was endorsed by The Republic of Comrade Kennedy.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Goodnamesarerare endorsed The Imperial Triumvirate of MikGonnia.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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