The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.534 billion Gonzlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 101. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,183 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,262 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gonzlandia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonzlandia is ranked 293,822^nd in the world and 18^th in Mordor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.01 law-abiding acts per hour.