Population | 11.309 billion |
Capital | ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★ |
Leader | Comrade Chairman Smirnoff |
Faith | Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church |
Currency | digitDollar dD |
Animal | Double-Headed Eagle |
The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of GOLTZBORG is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.309 billion GOLTZBORGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient GOLTZBORGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion digitDollar dDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,479 digitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOLTZBORG's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.
GOLTZBORG is ranked 3,085th in the world and 1st in The IMPERIUM for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.33 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in GOLTZBORG, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Parliamentary republic of Azov steel 2022 from The IMPERIUM.
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- : GOLTZBORG banned The Emirate of New Ezden from The IMPERIUM.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Burgertropolis of Bigger Sandwich from The IMPERIUM.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Aladajikibhadshai of Avlantica from The IMPERIUM.
- : GOLTZBORG banned The Republic of Thorn40 from The IMPERIUM.