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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,013thLowest Crime Rates: 3,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,689th
The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of
Psychotic Dictatorship
★ !! Peace has a Price & Freedom is not Free !! ★
Comrade Chairman Smirnoff
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor - CommiCzar / Secretary General of the Imperium
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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GOLTZBORG

Population11.309 billion

Capital★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★
LeaderComrade Chairman Smirnoff
FaithGoltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church

CurrencydigitDollar dD
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of GOLTZBORG is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.309 billion GOLTZBORGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient GOLTZBORGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion digitDollar dDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,479 digitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOLTZBORG's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

GOLTZBORG is ranked 3,085th in the world and 1st in The IMPERIUM for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,013thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,685thMost Patriotic: 4,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,060thLargest Governments: 5,928thBest Weather: 6,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,512thSafest: 8,869thMost Authoritarian: 10,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,857thMost Devout: 10,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,614thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,072ndSmartest Citizens: 21,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 24,537thMost Efficient Economies: 26,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 26,294thMost Developed: 28,918th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the region

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