Safest: 2,155th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,670th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,430th
The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
!! Peace has a Price & Freedom is not Free !!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Deputy Secretary General &
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 5.297 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 401 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 143,915th in the world and 8th in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.92 Missed References Per Hour.

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Safest: 2,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,430thLowest Crime Rates: 4,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,536thHealthiest Citizens: 6,271stBest Weather: 7,397thMost Devout: 7,656thMost Pacifist: 8,603rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,713thLargest Governments: 8,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,124thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,111thMost Conservative: 13,867thMost Authoritarian: 14,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,483rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goltzborg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Goltzborg lodged a message on the REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR Regional Message Board.
  • : Goltzborg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Goltzborg, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Goltzborg lodged a message on the REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR Regional Message Board.
  • : Goltzborg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goltzborg's influence in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Goltzborg, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Goltzborg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Lowest Crime Rates, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Goltzborg's influence in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".

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