Safest: 2,165th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,579th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,551st
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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 5.47 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 414 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 4,551st in the world and 1st in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.75 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Safest: 2,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,579thLowest Crime Rates: 4,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,891stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,800thHealthiest Citizens: 6,575thBest Weather: 7,747thMost Devout: 7,812thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,248thLargest Governments: 9,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,988thMost Authoritarian: 13,111thMost Conservative: 13,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,466th

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