Safest: 2,328th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,550th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,894th
The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of
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!! Peace has a Price & Freedom is not Free !!
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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 6.341 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 480 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 172,553rd in the world and 68th in World Alliance for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 41.52 Workforce Participation Rate.

Safest: 2,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,550thLowest Crime Rates: 4,894thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,847thMost Devout: 7,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,408thBest Weather: 8,640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,687thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,159thLargest Governments: 9,834thMost Conservative: 11,336thMost Authoritarian: 12,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,748th
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 5th in the region

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