Safest: 2,268th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,512th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,792nd
The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of
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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 5.997 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 454 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 10,005th in the world and 1st in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR for Most Conservative, scoring 79.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Safest: 2,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,512thLowest Crime Rates: 4,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,849thTop
Most Devout: 7,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,567thBest Weather: 8,618thMost Pacifist: 8,995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,024thLargest Governments: 9,746thMost Conservative: 10,005thMost Authoritarian: 10,230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,879th

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