Safest: 2,313th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,566th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,919th
The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
!! Peace has a Price & Freedom is not Free !!
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Civil Rights
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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 6.545 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 495 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 12,351st in the world and 508th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,350.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Safest: 2,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,566thLowest Crime Rates: 4,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,998thHealthiest Citizens: 6,850thMost Devout: 7,868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,402ndBest Weather: 8,694thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,113thLargest Governments: 9,713thMost Conservative: 11,715thMost Authoritarian: 12,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,351stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,877th
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Safest: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 322nd in the regionMost Conservative: 328th in the regionMost Devout: 347th in the regionBest Weather: 366th in the regionMost Pacifist: 368th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the region

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