Safest: 2,277th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,489th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,847th
The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of
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The Grand Imperial★Commonwealth of Goltzborg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade CommiCzar-Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 6.185 billion Goltzborgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Goltzborgian economy, worth 468 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,710 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Goltzborgian pensions, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goltzborg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

Goltzborg is ranked 126,797th in the world and 1st in REGENCY OF ALLIED REGIONS ROAR for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -1.41 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Safest: 2,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,489thLowest Crime Rates: 4,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,140thHealthiest Citizens: 6,812thMost Devout: 7,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,451stBest Weather: 8,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,970thMost Pacifist: 9,059thTop
Largest Governments: 9,835thMost Conservative: 11,154thMost Authoritarian: 12,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,786th

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