“You better not!”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Capitalist Paradise
The Realm of Golfisgood is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Wizard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 9.18 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ping Eye. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, punitive tariffs protect local industry, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfisgood's national animal is the Albatross, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Birdie.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago
- 10 days ago: Golfisgood was endorsed by The 13 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT.
- 10 days ago: Golfisgood endorsed The 13 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT.
- 10 days ago: Golfisgood endorsed The Corporation of Elganoth.
- 10 days ago: Golfisgood voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reproductive Freedoms".
- 11 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 11 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 13 days ago: Golfisgood lost the endorsement of The 13 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT.
- 13 days ago: Golfisgood was endorsed by The Corporation of Elganoth.
- 16 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- 16 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive.
Endorsements Received: 54 » Takasia, Aremark, DWAsnia, Freedombourg, Acario, Tonakistan, New Cathedra, The Lost, The Holonet, Orderon, Burtonia WA Embassy, Napoo, Perpendiculous, Demonslove, Noaniah, Plisskenstan, United Kodiaks, Nationalist Nation, Kristenistan, Sardine World, Roxie Hart, China Of Asia, Chsemo, The Catholic Bogside, Red Snapperstein, Eaglais, Microsol, Derivative, Capiland, San Duo, GabeWorld, UNDelegate, Poopsancagizal, The United Oman, Shadow Afforess, Armus Republic, Theodoran, Saucount en Vimeu, Agripa, NoZombieMen, The Democratic Republic of Jin-julong, Northeast Cape, Scientia Major, Rangerton, Salvatorian, Canterburie, Misopris, TheGoldenRule, Luthatania, Nazerin, and 4 others.Volkyan, SucWAti, Elganoth, and FASTERCAT.