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The Realm of Golfisgood

“You better not!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Union of Allied States


The Realm of Golfisgood is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wizard with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.19 billion Golfisgoodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ping Eye. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfisgood's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Birdie.

Golfisgood is ranked 1st in The Union of Allied States and 498th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 125 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago


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by Max Barry

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