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The Realm of Golfisgood

“You better not!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise


The Realm of Golfisgood is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wizard with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 9.439 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ping Eye. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, punitive tariffs protect local industry, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfisgood's national animal is the Albatross, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Birdie.

Golfisgood is ranked 548th in Capitalist Paradise and 119,905th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -10 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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