“You better not!”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Realm of Golfisgood is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Wizard with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.888 billion Golfisgoodians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ping Eye. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfisgood's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Birdie.
Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago
- 17 hours ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
- 1 day 17 hours ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather.
- 2 days 17 hours ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
- 14 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- 23 days ago: Golfisgood fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Influential.
- 25 days ago: Golfisgood was refounded in Balder.
- 42 days ago: Golfisgood ceased to exist.
- 51 days ago: Golfisgood was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
- 53 days ago: Golfisgood was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Empire of Solas.