The Social Democratic Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Courage, Honor, and Freedom
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Social Democratic Republic of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Hearse with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.123 billion Citizen of the Republics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Republican economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion Goldens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,390 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, government officials across Goldsaver are being "encouraged" to adopt Golden Dragons to set an example for the populace, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 202nd in Social Liberal Union and 125,324th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -24 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, government officials across Goldsaver are being "encouraged" to adopt Golden Dragons to set an example for the populace.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Goldsaver was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • 5 days ago: Goldsaver was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Goldsaver, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.

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