Largest Populations: 2,431st Highest Economic Output: 3,911th Largest Mining Sector: 4,765th
The Incorporated States of
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Where else can you have it so good?
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The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.822 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,168 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.

Golden Triangle Tout is ranked 58,068th in the world and 3rd in Golden Triangle for Most Authoritarian, with 0.5 Stalins.

Largest Populations: 2,431stHighest Economic Output: 3,911thLargest Mining Sector: 4,765thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,001stLargest Black Market: 6,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,378thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,519thMost Avoided: 11,722ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,538thFattest Citizens: 14,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,260thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,447th

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