The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.654 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.
The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,168 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golden Triangle Tout was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Golden Triangle Tout lodged a message on the Golden Triangle Regional Message Board.
- : Golden Triangle Tout relocated from The West Pacific to Golden Triangle.
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Golden Triangle Tout was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Golden Triangle Tout's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".