“Where else can you have it so good?”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Golden Triangle
The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.58 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.
The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,336 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 23 hours ago: Golden Triangle Tout fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
- 3 days 23 hours ago: Golden Triangle Tout fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- 9 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Avoided.
- 30 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- 35 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- 53 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout lodged a message on the Golden Triangle Regional Message Board.
- 81 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout lodged a message on the Golden Triangle Regional Message Board.
- 84 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout's influence in Golden Triangle rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
- 90 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout was struck by a Cure Missile from Golden mushrooms, curing 155 million infected.
- 131 days ago: Golden Triangle Tout was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).