Largest Populations: 2,447th Highest Economic Output: 3,851st Largest Mining Sector: 4,727th
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
Where else can you have it so good?
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The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.45 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,168 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.

Golden Triangle Tout is ranked 129,247th in the world and 5,863rd in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 2,447thHighest Economic Output: 3,851stLargest Mining Sector: 4,727thLargest Black Market: 6,123rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,590thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,712thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,210thMost Avoided: 13,146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,610thFattest Citizens: 16,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 17,653rd
Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionMost Avoided: 280th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 393rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 398th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 541st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 709th in the region

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