Largest Populations: 2,401st Highest Economic Output: 3,994th Largest Mining Sector: 4,810th
The Incorporated States of
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Where else can you have it so good?
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The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.347 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,168 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.

Golden Triangle Tout is ranked 50,304th in the world and 8th in Golden Triangle for Most Stationary, with 142.60600595432 Days.

Largest Populations: 2,401stHighest Economic Output: 3,994thLargest Mining Sector: 4,810thLargest Black Market: 6,208thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,686thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,125thMost Avoided: 12,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,037thFattest Citizens: 16,651st

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