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The Preponderance of Goethe

“Je Maintiendrai la République”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Nederland

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The Preponderance of Goethe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.107 billion Goetheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimar. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, political activists are routinely executed, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goethe's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the guilder.

Goethe is ranked 31st in Nederland and 10,784th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 37.699 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 25 days ago: Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 62 days ago: Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 104 days ago: Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 130 days ago: Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 146 days ago: Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 152 days ago: Goethe donated ฿ 6.000 ByteCoin to The Command Cyborg of Paradroid.
  • 153 days ago: Goethe donated ฿ 1.000 ByteCoin to The Dominion of Root.
  • 153 days ago: Goethe purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 2.000.
  • 153 days ago: Goethe donated ฿ 1.000 ByteCoin to The Command Cyborg of Paradroid.
  • 182 days ago: Goethe fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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