Largest Populations: 1,696th Nudest: 1,995th Largest Black Market: 2,104th
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The Preponderance of Goethe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.131 billion Goetheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimar. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goethean economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,768 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, political activists are routinely executed, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goethe's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Goethe is ranked 6,432nd in the world and 8th in Nederland for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,044.46 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,696thNudest: 1,995thLargest Black Market: 2,104thHighest Economic Output: 3,295thMost Stationary: 3,702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,589thLargest Mining Sector: 5,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,732ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,385thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,432ndTop
Most Influential: 8,114thMost Developed: 10,051stMost Efficient Economies: 11,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,142nd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goethe voted for Hillary anders in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Developed, Nudest, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Goethe fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".


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