Largest Populations: 1,697th Largest Black Market: 2,054th Nudest: 2,603rd
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The Preponderance of Goethe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.794 billion Goetheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimar. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goethean economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,768 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, political activists are routinely executed, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goethe's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Goethe is ranked 185,972nd in the world and 83rd in Nederland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -8.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,697thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,054thNudest: 2,603rdHighest Economic Output: 3,216thMost Stationary: 3,805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,224thLargest Mining Sector: 5,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,544thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,293rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,878thMost Influential: 8,108thMost Developed: 8,687thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,299th
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

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  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goethe voted for The Only Serious Candidate of Hillary Anders in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Developed, Nudest, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Goethe fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".


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