Largest Populations: 1,698th Largest Black Market: 2,086th Nudest: 2,341st
The Preponderance of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Je Maintiendrai la République
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Preponderance of Goethe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.92 billion Goetheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimar. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goethean economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,768 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, political activists are routinely executed, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goethe's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Goethe is ranked 159,598th in the world and 57th in Nederland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 21.76 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,698thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,086thNudest: 2,341stHighest Economic Output: 3,248thMost Stationary: 3,750thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,343rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,358thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,729thMost Influential: 8,129thTop
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Most Developed: 9,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,674thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,522nd
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goethe voted for Hillary anders in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Developed, Nudest, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Goethe fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Goethe's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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