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The Republic of Godfreaks

“Do unto others as you want them to do to you”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Loamhedge

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The Republic of Godfreaks is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Godfreak with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.118 billion Godfreaksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesusfreak. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and almost all of Godfreaks's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godfreaks's national animal is the lions, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the godfreaks.

Godfreaks is ranked 8th in Loamhedge and 112,007th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Godfreaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, almost all of Godfreaks's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 5 days ago: Godfreaks was endorsed by The People's Collective Docks of Collogne.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 6 days ago: Godfreaks lodged a message on the Loamhedge Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, most citizens in Godfreaks are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.

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