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The Republic of Godfreaks

“Do unto others as you want them to do to you”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Loamhedge

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The Republic of Godfreaks is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Godfreak with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 19.614 billion Godfreaksians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesusfreak. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godfreaks's national animal is the lions, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the godfreaks.

Godfreaks is ranked 3rd in Loamhedge and 1,580th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 55 minutes ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 4 days ago: Godfreaks was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Godfreaks lodged a message on the Loamhedge Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 8 days ago: Godfreaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Godfreaks, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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