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The Happy and Peaceful Area of God n Country n Byron

“Our Government Knows Best”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific


The Happy and Peaceful Area of God n Country n Byron is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Lord Byron with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.585 billion Byronites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrontropolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Supreme Leader Lord Byron's name on an hourly basis, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God n Country n Byron's national animal is the Microsaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Byronism, and its currency is the Byronage.

God n Country n Byron is ranked 18th in The North Pacific and 379th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 9.414 Stalins.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago


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