| Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: USSR
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Free Land of Goatolia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by arcanegoat with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed population of 1.676 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goatolia City. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Information Technology.
A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, major cities are suffering under water rationing, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatolia's national animal is the Wily Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the goatling.
Goatolia is ranked 93rd in USSR and 84,720th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.


















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago
- 1 day 2 hours ago:
Goatolia was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Jedizora. - 1 day 18 hours ago:
Goatolia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State". - 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. - 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. - 1 day 19 hours ago:
Goatolia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states". - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, major cities are suffering under water rationing. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, all guns must be registered. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Goatolia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 (
The Great Mongol Khanate,
Wapakalypse,
Khanatah,
Koryostan,
Titoslavia,
Jedizora)







