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The Ramifications of Goat Horns

“Man the meat of goat, goat the meat of man.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Ramifications of Goat Horns is a massive, devout nation, ruled by The Goat with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.074 billion Goatees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goat Eyes. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Goaten economy, worth 603 trillion shiny things a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,240 shiny things, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,562,912 per year while the poor average 5,857, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Thousands of Goat Horns's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and the poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goat Horns's national animal is the velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is goat worship.

Goat Horns is ranked 15th in 10000 Islands and 1,295th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago


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