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The Ramifications of Goat Horns

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Ramifications of Goat Horns is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Goat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.504 billion Goatees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Important. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Gambling.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Goat Horns's pristine beaches, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, Goat Horns-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime is crippling. Goat Horns's national animal is the velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is goat worship, and its currency is the shiny thing.

Goat Horns is ranked 402nd in 10000 Islands and 38,044th in the world for Largest Populations, with 2,504 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 12 hours ago: Goat Horns was endorsed by The Redundant Confederacy of Confederacy of Acrondefian Provinces.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, Goat Horns-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Goat Horns was endorsed by The Confederacy of Louisistan.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, citizens must pay to enjoy Goat Horns's pristine beaches.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Goat Horns voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Kelvinski, Blogotopia, Nubpryton, Lahuland, Markanite, Achiotopia, Thesan, The imperial state of Japan, Lanza del relampago, Earth Federation, The Blessed and Almighty Bog, Seafaring Bears, The Isle of Tol Eressea, Christian Indonesia, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Grungerock, United Governments of Newrope, Czechoslovachia, Musashi Ariadust, Zyrcrestia, Noku, Randomain, Anollasia, Nojia, Seranis, Hamtown, Testa, JaySevenLand, Coreras, Zachais, Zaqaz Death, Thomason, HEU 1, Screaming Saint, Slaytania, Marghita, Wolfhunters, Onarii, Tyraina, The Changeling Horde, Fermium, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Freres La Cote, Moraxellon, Rex Republic, Arnor and Gondor-, Jamestonian Empire, Lebenlauf, Thanya, Anime Banana, and 80 others.Free Republic China, The Jensmonian Empire, Steidenland, Libertariu, Zafalla, No Hope, Drops a Pen, The Imperial Republica, Nord Amour, Korean United States, Linkdahero, Dharma Desh, Creeptopia, Southern Islands of Death, Bogomoln, Baekyo, Ishbal, Kadal, Elzirn, Alcantaria, Palman, Slowmeadow, Acheronian Islands, Souvlaki, Weaubleau, Wuyiuih Kaonnoe, Awesomeness of pandas, Pilrimania, Baduaoia, Xynthiastan, Grand Renoux, Gitchie Manito, The Highland Realm, Herjulffland, Noxhaven, Hacame, Pavaro, Royal Hindus, Namabia, Christopolas, Hawalius, Osea Island, Tenelni, Wolfco, MetalGoatia, Kokkinostan, Defileul Lapusului, Wisdomseekers, Antanoray, Sticks and Skulls, Tzo, Federation of Science and Freedom, Den svenska riket, Zybex, United Stochacist States, Kerres Kar, Rainbow Dashers, Beiluxia, Ninabi, Noricum and Raetia, Palestinal, Asgard the Home of Thor, Spearo, Tigreth, New Dracora, Lamborghini Murcielago, Solleana, Lower Columbian WA Mission, South Wollongong, New Dalai, United People of Pluto, Peggy Carter, Mursilis, Eicant, Tree City, Fiodiya, The Totally Randomly Selected Nation, We Who Say Ni, Louisistan, and Confederacy of Acrondefian Provinces.

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