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The Ramifications of Goat Horns

“Man the meat of goat, goat the meat of man.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Ramifications of Goat Horns is a massive, devout nation, ruled by The Goat with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.844 billion Goatees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goat Eyes. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Gambling.

Families are only permitted to have one child, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime is crippling. Goat Horns's national animal is the velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is goat worship, and its currency is the shiny thing.

Goat Horns is ranked 18th in 10000 Islands and 1,612th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Goat Horns endorsed The Empire of Aetur.
  • 3 hours ago: Goat Horns endorsed The Theocracy of Bullintine.
  • 4 days ago: Goat Horns was endorsed by The Empire of Aetur.
  • 5 days ago: Goat Horns was endorsed by The Theocracy of Bullintine.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 7 days ago: Goat Horns voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Goat Horns, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Kelvinski, Nubpryton, Markanite, Achiotopia, The imperial state of Japan, Lanza del relampago, Earth Federation, The Blessed and Almighty Bog, The Isle of Tol Eressea, Christian Indonesia, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Grungerock, United Governments of Newrope, Czechoslovachia, Zyrcrestia, Randomain, Anollasia, Nojia, Seranis, Hamtown, Testa, JaySevenLand, Coreras, Zachais, Zaqaz Death, Thomason, HEU 1, Screaming Saint, Slaytania, Wolfhunters, Onarii, The Changeling Horde, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Freres La Cote, Moraxellon, Rex Republic, Arnor and Gondor-, Jamestonian Empire, Lebenlauf, Anime Banana, Free Republic China, Steidenland, Zafalla, No Hope, Nord Amour, Korean United States, Linkdahero, Southern Islands of Death, Bogomoln, Baekyo, and 80 others.Palman, Slowmeadow, Souvlaki, Weaubleau, Wuyiuih Kaonnoe, Awesomeness of pandas, Pilrimania, Baduaoia, Gitchie Manito, Herjulffland, Noxhaven, Hacame, Pavaro, Royal Hindus, Hawalius, Osea Island, Wolfco, MetalGoatia, Kokkinostan, Defileul Lapusului, Wisdomseekers, Sticks and Skulls, Tzo, Federation of Science and Freedom, Den svenska riket, Zybex, United Stochacist States, Kerres Kar, Rainbow Dashers, Beiluxia, Noricum and Raetia, Palestinal, Asgard the Home of Thor, Spearo, Tigreth, Lamborghini Murcielago, Solleana, South Wollongong, United People of Pluto, Peggy Carter, Mursilis, Eicant, Tree City, Fiodiya, We Who Say Ni, Confederacy of Acrondefian Provinces, Richecstan, Noriatini, Fogaler, The Hapes Consortium, The Kalmaray Technocracy, States of Kuknos, Loviny, Wysrod, Blogotopia, The Walkerworld Empire, New Dalai, Dustwind, Beckmanostan, Namabia, The Imperial Republica, New Dracora, Creeptopia, Zabbar, The United Tributational Territories, Great Sovalia, West Izaakia, Izayui, Makstates, American Republic of Independent States, Denly, Hyperboreea, Harperians, Fujisan, Avirum, Teddy Bear Isle, Studyarts, Theviolentninjaland, Bullintine, and Aetur.

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