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The Ramifications of Goat Horns


Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Ramifications of Goat Horns is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Goat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.302 billion Goatees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Important. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Retail and Gambling.

Harry Potter books are banned, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Goat's name on an hourly basis. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Goat Horns's national animal is the velociraptor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is goat worship, and its currency is the shiny thing.

Goat Horns is ranked 1,006th in 10000 Islands and 113,224th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -15 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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