The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Left-wing Utopia
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.06 billion Manitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth 842 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,050 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 1,204th in 10000 Islands and 121,562nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -133 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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