Most Influential: 257th Least Corrupt Governments: 424th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 499th
The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We Rise As Our Own
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Superb
Economy
Frightening
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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.634 billion Manitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,210 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Michilimackinac's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Michilimackinac for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 151,775th in the world and 314th in Gay for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.83 Whatever.

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Most Influential: 257thLeast Corrupt Governments: 424thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thMost Efficient Economies: 750thMost Rebellious Youth: 818thMost Cultured: 832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 879thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,200thNicest Citizens: 1,243rdSafest: 1,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,508thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,961stMost Developed: 1,976thSmartest Citizens: 3,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,613thMost Pacifist: 3,967thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,925thHighest Economic Output: 7,271stNudest: 7,543rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,749thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,737thLargest Populations: 15,021st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Michilimackinac for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Gitchie Manito was endorsed by The Collective Minds of Marsaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, Michilimackinac's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedonia".
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".

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