The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Left-wing Utopia
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.47 billion Manitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth 920 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,247 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Gitchie Manito's radio stations, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 695th in 10000 Islands and 49,483rd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 8 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 119 minutes ago

  • 22 hours ago: Gitchie Manito was endorsed by The Theocracy of Aquilae Dominion.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Gitchie Manito was endorsed by The Allied States of Samanar.
  • 4 days ago: Gitchie Manito fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Gitchie Manito's radio stations.
  • 5 days ago: Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States"".

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