Most Influential: 345th Least Corrupt Governments: 437th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 497th
The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Left-Leaning College State
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
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Political Freedom
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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.799 billion Manitans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,608 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, torture is illegal, and The Council of Three Fires's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime is totally unknown. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 10,043rd in the world and 43rd in Gay for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,681.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 345thLeast Corrupt Governments: 437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 497thMost Efficient Economies: 748thMost Rebellious Youth: 798thMost Cultured: 826thLargest Publishing Industry: 882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,206thNicest Citizens: 1,261stSafest: 1,337thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,550thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,960thMost Developed: 2,068thSmartest Citizens: 3,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,820thMost Pacifist: 4,032ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,903rdHighest Economic Output: 7,167thTop
Nudest: 8,834thHighest Average Incomes: 9,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,681stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,872ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,535thLargest Populations: 14,801stHealthiest Citizens: 16,230th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, The Council of Three Fires's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Gitchie Manito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".
  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".
  • : Gitchie Manito was endorsed by The Free Republic of Belhomme.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Place that has No Big Banks".


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