The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.627 billion Manitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth 954 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,041 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 1,533rd in 10000 Islands and 115,123rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gitchie Manito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Sapient Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, abortions are routinely performed in Gitchie Manito's hospitals.

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