The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.218 billion Manitans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth 874 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,626 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Michilimackinac is a police state during international summits, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 1,635th in 10000 Islands and 141,269th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, Michilimackinac is a police state during international summits.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, abortions are routinely performed in Gitchie Manito's hospitals.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 5 days ago: Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).

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