Largest Soda Pop Sector: 486th Least Corrupt Governments: 503rd Most Efficient Economies: 745th
The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Left-Leaning College State
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.633 billion Manitans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,200 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, the GMBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 176,089th in the world and 293rd in Gay for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 745thMost Rebellious Youth: 769thMost Cultured: 801stLargest Publishing Industry: 816thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,102ndNicest Citizens: 1,256thSafest: 1,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,590thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,206thMost Developed: 2,482ndSmartest Citizens: 3,301stMost Pacifist: 3,696thMost Influential: 3,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,669thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,488thHighest Economic Output: 6,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,907thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,787thNudest: 11,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,376thLargest Populations: 13,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,165thHealthiest Citizens: 15,642ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,455th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the GMBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Gitchie Manito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, The Council of Three Fires's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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