Most Influential: 475th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,281st Most Stationary: 1,594th
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The Principality of Giscuambourg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRH Prince Seymour XI with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.632 billion Giscuams are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giscuambourg. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient giscuam economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Giscuam Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,566 Giscuam Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giscuambourg's national animal is the Giscuam Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Giscuambourg is ranked 9,775th in the world and 53rd in Gay for Nudest, with 218.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 475thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,281stMost Stationary: 1,594thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,198thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,443rdMost Pacifist: 3,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,277thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,498thNicest Citizens: 3,582ndSmartest Citizens: 3,763rdHighest Economic Output: 4,165thMost Cultured: 4,655thMost Developed: 4,847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,342ndMost Secular: 5,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,138thLargest Populations: 6,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,683rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,965thNudest: 9,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,578thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,000thHighest Average Incomes: 11,614thHealthiest Citizens: 12,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,283rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the region

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