Most Influential: 470th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,322nd Most Stationary: 1,475th
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The Principality of Giscuambourg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Prince Seymour XI with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.411 billion Giscuams are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giscuambourg. The average income tax rate is 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient giscuam economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Giscuam Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,307 Giscuam Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging HRH Prince Seymour XI's life. Crime is totally unknown. Giscuambourg's national animal is the Giscuam Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Giscuambourg is ranked 160,426th in the world and 298th in Gay for Least Corrupt Governments, with 83.46 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 470thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,322ndMost Stationary: 1,475thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,751stMost Pacifist: 3,473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,596thNicest Citizens: 3,922ndHighest Economic Output: 4,015thSmartest Citizens: 4,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,255thMost Cultured: 5,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,462ndMost Developed: 5,687thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,742ndLargest Populations: 6,754thMost Secular: 6,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,063rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,707thNudest: 11,611thHighest Average Incomes: 11,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,355thLowest Crime Rates: 17,656th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the region

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