Most Influential: 442nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,260th Most Stationary: 1,649th
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The Principality of Giscuambourg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HRH Prince Seymour XI with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.122 billion Giscuams are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giscuambourg. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient giscuam economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion Giscuam Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,711 Giscuam Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Giscuambourg's national animal is the Giscuam Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Giscuambourg is ranked 139,635th in the world and 203rd in Gay for Most Primitive, scoring -90.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,260thMost Stationary: 1,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,874thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,882ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,097thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,144thNicest Citizens: 3,150thMost Secular: 3,428thSmartest Citizens: 3,497thHighest Economic Output: 4,055thMost Developed: 4,172ndMost Cultured: 4,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,190thLargest Populations: 7,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,416thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,620thNudest: 9,646thHighest Average Incomes: 9,881stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,924thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,969thHealthiest Citizens: 12,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,020thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,721stMost Efficient Economies: 18,429th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Giscuambourg's influence in Gay fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Giscuambourg was endorsed by The Gay Paradise of Djanoubia.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Giscuambourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.


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