Most Influential: 469th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,265th Most Stationary: 1,637th
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The Principality of Giscuambourg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HRH Prince Seymour XI with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.266 billion Giscuams are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giscuambourg. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient giscuam economy, worth a remarkable 1,937 trillion Giscuam Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,078 Giscuam Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Giscuambourg's national animal is the Giscuam Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Giscuambourg is ranked 71,621st in the world and 82nd in Gay for Most Authoritarian, with 0.45 Stalins.

Most Influential: 469thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,265thMost Stationary: 1,637thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,051stMost Pacifist: 3,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,326thNicest Citizens: 3,340thSmartest Citizens: 3,592ndHighest Economic Output: 4,086thMost Secular: 4,308thMost Developed: 4,426thMost Cultured: 4,455thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,938thLargest Populations: 7,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,679thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,039thHighest Average Incomes: 10,556thNudest: 10,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,920thHealthiest Citizens: 13,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,019th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the region

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