Largest Mining Sector: 409th Largest Insurance Industry: 411th Most Corrupt Governments: 423rd
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.867 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,366 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 314,908 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 992,182 per year while the poor average 76,420, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a zombie, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 170,235th in the world and 76th in The New Inquisition for Most Politically Free, scoring 11 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Mining Sector: 409thLargest Insurance Industry: 411thMost Corrupt Governments: 423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 749thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 779thMost Influential: 917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Avoided: 1,025thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,036thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stHighest Economic Output: 1,156thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,470thMost Stationary: 1,552ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,605thLargest Retail Industry: 1,716thLargest Black Market: 1,741stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,054thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,323rdFattest Citizens: 2,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,616thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,804thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,687thMost Conservative: 5,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,208thLargest Populations: 7,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,349thTop
Rudest Citizens: 13,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,584thMost Authoritarian: 15,083rdMost Armed: 16,369thMost Efficient Economies: 16,684thLargest Governments: 17,247th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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