The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.912 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,906 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 411,902 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,458,005 per year while the poor average 84,020, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Installation 04, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 14th in The New Inquisition and 3,591st in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 562 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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