The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.203 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,559 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 406,950 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,463,707 per year while the poor average 80,985, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 8th in The New Inquisition and 829th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 747.174 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gidoristan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Gidoristan was endorsed by The Free Land of Endorath.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Nerdfighteria Isle, The Emerald World, Rattengift Empire, Gothlandia, Dys, Kiezer, Dykurst, Kratistolies, and Endorath.

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