Largest Mining Sector: 409th Largest Insurance Industry: 423rd Most Corrupt Governments: 426th
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.718 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,320 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 314,963 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,051 per year while the poor average 75,911, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a zombie, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 1,488th in the world and 6th in The New Inquisition for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 10,698.96 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 409thLargest Insurance Industry: 423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 426thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 567thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 741stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 777thMost Influential: 879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 944thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,026thMost Avoided: 1,029thHighest Average Incomes: 1,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,152ndHighest Economic Output: 1,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,488thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,575thMost Stationary: 1,584thLargest Retail Industry: 1,645thLargest Black Market: 1,736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,351stFattest Citizens: 2,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,436thMost Conservative: 4,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,670thLargest Populations: 7,078thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,694thLowest Crime Rates: 8,288thMost Authoritarian: 11,626thRudest Citizens: 12,063rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,697thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,814thMost Armed: 15,130th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

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