Most Corrupt Governments: 375th Largest Mining Sector: 384th Largest Insurance Industry: 414th
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.176 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,139 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 314,151 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,002,389 per year while the poor average 74,847, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, zombie sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 1,761st in the world and 6th in The New Inquisition for Largest Black Market, with 434 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 375thLargest Mining Sector: 384thLargest Insurance Industry: 414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 713thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 719thMost Influential: 807thMost Avoided: 966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 991stHighest Average Incomes: 1,011thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,178thHighest Economic Output: 1,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,443rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,494thTop
Most Stationary: 1,659thLargest Black Market: 1,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,980thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,411thFattest Citizens: 2,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,003rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,909thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,767thMost Conservative: 6,466thLargest Populations: 7,322ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,330thRudest Citizens: 9,687thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,635thMost Authoritarian: 11,907thMost Armed: 13,704th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the region

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