The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.04 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,477 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 405,595 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,458,835 per year while the poor average 80,715, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, countless government officials are accused of espionage, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 257th in The New Inquisition and 126,919th in the world for Best Weather, with -802 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • 11 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, The Overlord panders to nontraditional families.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, governments opposing Gidoristan are beset by rebels.
  • 28 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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