The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.313 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 393,597 skulls of its enemy, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, Gidoristan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 247th in The New Inquisition and 123,687th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -178 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, Gidoristan is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 23 hours ago: Gidoristan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 6 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Gidoristan's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 15 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).

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