The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.792 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,352 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 403,273 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,498,832 per year while the poor average 76,240, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, and The New Inquisition holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 276th in The New Inquisition and 145,976th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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