Largest Mining Sector: 398th Most Corrupt Governments: 414th Largest Insurance Industry: 421st
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.545 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,265 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 314,904 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 996,865 per year while the poor average 75,897, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a zombie, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 4,575th in the world and 4th in The New Inquisition for Most Conservative, scoring 85.69 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 398thMost Corrupt Governments: 414thLargest Insurance Industry: 421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 734thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 767thMost Influential: 865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,002ndMost Avoided: 1,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,039thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,173rdHighest Economic Output: 1,195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,201stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,493rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,553rdMost Stationary: 1,605thLargest Retail Industry: 1,605thLargest Black Market: 1,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,020thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,357thFattest Citizens: 2,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,325thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,231stMost Conservative: 4,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,943rdLargest Populations: 7,168thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,806thLowest Crime Rates: 8,253rdRudest Citizens: 11,449thMost Authoritarian: 11,519thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,930thMost Armed: 15,049th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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