The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.608 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,756 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 409,788 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,405,888 per year while the poor average 87,666, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the zombie is reportedly extinct, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- : Gidoristan was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
- : Gidoristan was endorsed by The Empire of Whitesilver.
- : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
- : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
- : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
- : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
- : Gidoristan endorsed The Empire of 0rlais.