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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan

“Armageddon starts here”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The New Inquisition

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.993 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

The government spends millions of skulls of its enemiess every year prosecuting spammers, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is worshipping the Overlord, and its currency is the skulls of its enemies.

Gidoristan is ranked 263rd in The New Inquisition and 111,968th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -674 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 16 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 25 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the government spends millions of skulls of its enemiess every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 37 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 40 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 44 days ago: Gidoristan was endorsed by The Empire of Dykurst.

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