The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.448 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 397,333 skulls of its enemy, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends millions of tax skulls of its enemy on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, soldiers are equipped with multi-million skulls of its enemies battlesuits, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 264th in The New Inquisition and 142,438th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -458 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, soldiers are equipped with multi-million skulls of its enemies battlesuits.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the government spends millions of tax skulls of its enemy on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 23 hours ago: Gidoristan endorsed The Federal Republic of The Eastern Union of Holt.
  • 6 days ago: Gidoristan fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Gidoristan fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 8 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Influential (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).

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