Most Corrupt Governments: 346th Largest Mining Sector: 376th Largest Insurance Industry: 396th
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.836 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,052 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 315,741 skulls of its enemy, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 991,693 per year while the poor average 76,971, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, penal labor is a de facto death sentence, and 90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 192,162nd in the world and 122nd in The New Inquisition for Best Weather, with -706 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Corrupt Governments: 346thLargest Mining Sector: 376thLargest Insurance Industry: 396thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 509thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 673rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 676thMost Influential: 759thMost Avoided: 908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 925thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 947thHighest Average Incomes: 948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdHighest Economic Output: 1,208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,348thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,433rdLargest Black Market: 1,593rdMost Conservative: 1,619thMost Stationary: 1,685thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,959thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,431stFattest Citizens: 2,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,492ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,211thLargest Populations: 7,454thLowest Crime Rates: 7,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,188thMost Authoritarian: 9,424thTop
Rudest Citizens: 10,931stLargest Gambling Industry: 12,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,861stMost Efficient Economies: 14,784thMost Armed: 15,247thLargest Governments: 16,729th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the region

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