The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Armageddon starts here
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.621 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,285 trillion skulls of its enemy a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 403,450 skulls of its enemy, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,524,905 per year while the poor average 74,266, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 243rd in The New Inquisition and 138,232nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -306 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 5 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Gidoristan, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • 18 days ago: Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Gidoristan's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".

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