Largest Gambling Industry: 17th Most Ignorant Citizens: 35th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40th
The Jingoistic States of
Corporate Police State
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.74 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 4,502 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 193,644th in the world and 2nd in PC World for Best Weather, with -1209 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 35thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thLargest Black Market: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thLargest Insurance Industry: 161stFattest Citizens: 179thMost Devout: 182ndHighest Average Incomes: 200thMost Avoided: 232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234thMost Primitive: 288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 301stMost Subsidized Industry: 410thMost Corrupt Governments: 477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndLargest Mining Sector: 551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 652ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 888thHighest Economic Output: 991stLargest Retail Industry: 1,559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,623rdLargest Governments: 1,793rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,469thHighest Drug Use: 2,732ndMost Stationary: 2,943rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,795thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,143rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,230thMost Armed: 4,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,356thMost Influential: 8,861stTop
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Largest Populations: 11,417thMost Pro-Market: 13,093rdMost Extreme: 14,695thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,645thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,155thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,723rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Average Incomes.

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