Largest Gambling Industry: 20th Most Ignorant Citizens: 41st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd
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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.275 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 4,749 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 25,405th in the world and 1st in PC World for Nudest, with 202.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 20thMost Ignorant Citizens: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLargest Black Market: 87thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 164thFattest Citizens: 196thHighest Average Incomes: 204thMost Devout: 210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231stMost Avoided: 246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 246thMost Primitive: 313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320thMost Subsidized Industry: 466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 534thLargest Mining Sector: 571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 945thHighest Economic Output: 953rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,721stLargest Retail Industry: 1,725thLargest Governments: 2,015thHighest Drug Use: 2,361stMost Efficient Economies: 2,415thMost Stationary: 2,796thHighest Crime Rates: 3,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,018thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,667thMost Armed: 4,670thTop
Most Influential: 8,696thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,802ndLargest Populations: 10,900thMost Pro-Market: 12,240thMost Extreme: 13,251stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,065th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".



by Max Barry

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