Largest Gambling Industry: 19th Most Ignorant Citizens: 38th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40th
The Jingoistic States of
Corporate Police State
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.899 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 175,900th in the world and 2nd in PC World for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -13.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
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Largest Gambling Industry: 19thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thLargest Black Market: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thLargest Insurance Industry: 162ndFattest Citizens: 184thMost Devout: 192ndHighest Average Incomes: 199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231stMost Avoided: 236thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 239thMost Primitive: 294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 311thMost Subsidized Industry: 427thMost Corrupt Governments: 497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508thLargest Mining Sector: 554thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 667thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 680thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 913thHighest Economic Output: 975thLargest Retail Industry: 1,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,679thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,889thMost Efficient Economies: 2,465thMost Stationary: 2,894thHighest Drug Use: 2,906thHighest Crime Rates: 3,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,302ndMost Armed: 5,114thMost Influential: 8,919thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,090thLargest Populations: 11,220thMost Pro-Market: 12,207thMost Extreme: 13,452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,827thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,026th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Average Incomes.

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