The Jingoistic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.401 billion Get-Wiredians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 454,353 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,660,995 per year while the poor average 88,158, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 1st in PC World and 33,435th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.28 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 25 days ago: Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Get-Wired, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 29 days ago: Get-Wired was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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by Max Barry

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