Largest Gambling Industry: 20th Most Ignorant Citizens: 40th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 41st
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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.088 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 4,663 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 80th in the world and 1st in PC World for Largest Black Market, with 4,970 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Gambling Industry: 20thMost Ignorant Citizens: 40thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41stLargest Black Market: 80thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 162ndFattest Citizens: 192ndHighest Average Incomes: 198thMost Devout: 200thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241stMost Avoided: 245thMost Primitive: 290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thMost Subsidized Industry: 457thMost Corrupt Governments: 516thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 526thLargest Mining Sector: 568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 671stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 682ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 710thMost Rebellious Youth: 929thHighest Economic Output: 956thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,677thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,707thLargest Governments: 1,964thMost Efficient Economies: 2,448thHighest Drug Use: 2,571stMost Stationary: 2,865thHighest Crime Rates: 3,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,523rdMost Armed: 4,886thTop
Most Influential: 8,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,618thMost Pro-Market: 10,803rdLargest Populations: 11,087thMost Extreme: 11,582ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,076th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.



by Max Barry

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