| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: PC World
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.518 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Uranium Mining.
Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, airport security is provided by private companies, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Silver Reindeer.
Get-Wired is ranked 1st in PC World and 13,304th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 32 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.




































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 24 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. - 12 hours ago:
Get-Wired was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State". - 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. - 1 day ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, airport security is provided by private companies. - 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. - 2 days ago:
Get-Wired was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State". - 2 days ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. - 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. - 3 days ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region. - 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Get-Wired, Get-Wired's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.







