Largest Gambling Industry: 20th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51st Most Ignorant Citizens: 59th
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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.044 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 176,845th in the world and 2nd in PC World for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.72 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Gambling Industry: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51stMost Ignorant Citizens: 59thLargest Black Market: 93rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 104thLargest Insurance Industry: 169thHighest Average Incomes: 213thFattest Citizens: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236thMost Devout: 240thMost Avoided: 254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 342ndMost Primitive: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 491stMost Subsidized Industry: 564thLargest Mining Sector: 595thMost Corrupt Governments: 612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 716thHighest Economic Output: 883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 961stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,854thLargest Retail Industry: 2,003rdLargest Governments: 2,278thMost Efficient Economies: 2,395thMost Stationary: 2,553rdHighest Drug Use: 3,314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,031stHighest Crime Rates: 4,119thMost Armed: 5,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,432ndMost Influential: 8,629thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,905thLargest Populations: 10,481stMost Extreme: 14,577thMost Pro-Market: 15,819thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,940thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,803rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".



by Max Barry

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