Largest Gambling Industry: 20th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40th Most Ignorant Citizens: 43rd
The Jingoistic States of
Corporate Police State
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Jingoistic States of Get-Wired is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.442 billion Get-Wiredians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Get-Wired City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Get-Wiredian economy, worth a remarkable 4,826 trillion Silver Reindeer a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 462,243 Silver Reindeer, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,689,842 per year while the poor average 89,689, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, Get-Wired's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over PC World, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Get-Wired's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Get-Wired is ranked 9,923rd in the world and 1st in PC World for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,689.11 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rdLargest Black Market: 89thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndFattest Citizens: 205thHighest Average Incomes: 210thMost Devout: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236thMost Avoided: 257thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thMost Primitive: 323rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 327thMost Subsidized Industry: 488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 546thMost Corrupt Governments: 557thLargest Mining Sector: 587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 717thHighest Economic Output: 956thMost Rebellious Youth: 956thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,757thLargest Retail Industry: 1,785thLargest Governments: 2,100thHighest Drug Use: 2,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,432ndMost Stationary: 2,759thHighest Crime Rates: 3,886thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,000thMost Armed: 4,728thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,878thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,923rdLargest Populations: 10,863rdMost Extreme: 12,779thMost Pro-Market: 13,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,422nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Get-Wired's influence in PC World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Get-Wired was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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