Most Efficient Economies: 557th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,422nd Most Subsidized Industry: 1,769th
The Empire of
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The Empire of German is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Janůs Hitner with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.368 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 734 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,870 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Janůs Hitner is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.

German is ranked 2,741st in the world and 128th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring 95.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,769thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,940thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,039thMost Devout: 2,698thMost Primitive: 2,741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,069thLargest Black Market: 4,318thHealthiest Citizens: 6,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,852ndLargest Governments: 8,876thLowest Crime Rates: 9,102ndTop
Most Conservative: 10,490thSafest: 11,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,175thHighest Average Incomes: 12,214thBest Weather: 12,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,357thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,584thHighest Economic Output: 13,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,551stLargest Mining Sector: 16,052nd
Most Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Primitive: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 231st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Conservative: 243rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 253rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 316th in the regionLargest Governments: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 469th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 470th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : German was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : German's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : German's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : German was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Governments.
  • : German's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : German changed its national leader to "Janůs Hitner".
  • : German was refounded in Balder.
  • : German ceased to exist.


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