The Prussian Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I Won't Fail You Landereien
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Prussian Empire of German is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jackson Robak with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.526 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarkston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 479 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,984 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Jackson Robak is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

German is ranked 3,874th in Lazarus and 139,041st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 days 2 hours ago: German was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in German, Jackson Robak is worshipped as a god.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: German altered its national flag.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in German, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in German, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in German, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in German, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in German, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 4 days ago: German was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 1 year 54 days ago: German ceased to exist.

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