The Empire of German is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Janůs Marx with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.63 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 629 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,984 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Janůs Marx is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
- : German's influence in The Kingdom of Denmark rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
- : The Imperial Danish Founder of Christian IX was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from German, killing 69 million zombies.