The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I Won't Fail You Landereien
Janůs Marx
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of German is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Janůs Marx with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.11 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 558 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,984 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Janůs Marx is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.

German is ranked 107th in USSR and 124,270th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 8 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : German was ranked #1 in the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : German fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.

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