The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I Won't Fail You Landereien
Janůs Marx
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of German is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Janůs Marx with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.05 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 686 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,984 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Janůs Marx is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.

German is ranked 5th in The Kingdom of Denmark and 44,501st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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  • : German's influence in The Kingdom of Denmark rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : German's influence in The Kingdom of Denmark fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : German's influence in The Kingdom of Denmark rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : German was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : German's influence in The Kingdom of Denmark rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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