The Empire of German is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Janůs Marx with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.742 billion Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eagleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 508 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,984 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Janůs Marx is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. German's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Norse.
Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago
- 17 hours ago: German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
- 2 days 17 hours ago: German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- 3 days 18 hours ago: German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- 6 days ago: German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- 16 days ago: German was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
- 18 days ago: German relocated from The Internationale to USSR.
- 18 days ago: German relocated from Communist Europa to The Internationale.
- 18 days ago: German resigned from the World Assembly.
- 18 days ago: German changed its national currency to "Euro".
- 18 days ago: German changed its national leader to "Janůs Marx".