The State of George Eliot is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.71 billion George Eliotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong George Eliotian economy, worth 670 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 34,031 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,372 per year while the poor average 1,828, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. George Eliot's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

George Eliot is ranked 288,410^th in the world and 614^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.