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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor

“Frieden und Wohlstand”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Esquarium

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 10.179 billion Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Geilinor's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, online tourism reviews of Geilinor are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Geilinorite Mark.

Geilinor is ranked 176th in Esquarium and 100,877th in the world for Best Weather, with -61 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Geilinor altered its national flag.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, online tourism reviews of Geilinor are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, Geilinor's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • 4 days ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, large areas of Geilinor are not accessible by the public.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.

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