The Federal Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Frieden und Wohlstand
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic, humorless population of 11.496 billion Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,939 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 5th in Esquarium and 1,058th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 220 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, all guns must be registered.
  • 4 days ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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