The Federal Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Frieden und Wohlstand
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.967 billion Geilinorites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,375 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Geilinor's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 30th in Esquarium and 16,975th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Geilinor's influence in Esquarium fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, Geilinor's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 6 days ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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