The Federal Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Frieden und Wohlstand
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.131 billion Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,922 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the government pours millions of Geilinorite Marks into rehabilitation programs annually, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 37th in Esquarium and 16,190th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 24.48 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government pours millions of Geilinorite Marks into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, abortions are routinely performed in Geilinor's hospitals.

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