The Federal Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Frieden und Wohlstand
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.739 billion Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,649 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, notable individuals are granted land and titles, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 28th in Esquarium and 13,221st in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 66 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Geilinor published "Political Quotes I Like" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • 22 hours ago: Geilinor fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 22 hours ago: Geilinor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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