The Federal Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Frieden und Wohlstand
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic, humorless population of 11.295 billion Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,126 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 174th in Esquarium and 97,232nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -2 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 30 minutes ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 9 days ago: Geilinor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 9 days ago: Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Wolfmanne, Bormeatri, Yamakoku, New Waterford, Jetan, Divitaen, Luziyca, United Provinces of Atlantica, and Greonterp.

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