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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor

“Frieden und Wohlstand”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Esquarium

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chancellor Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 10.033 billion Geilinorites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, anti-government web sites are springing up, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Geilinorite Mark.

Geilinor is ranked 5th in Esquarium and 2,042nd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 170 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Geilinor fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Geilinor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Geilinor altered its national flag.
  • 4 days ago: Geilinor was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Geilinor, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 6 days ago: Geilinor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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