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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor

“Frieden und Wohlstand”

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Location: Esquarium


The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.776 billion Geilinorites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,247 Geilinorite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 122nd in Esquarium and 61,344th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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