Most Influential: 1,474th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,769th Smartest Citizens: 1,773rd
The Federal Monarchy of
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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.027 billion Geilinorites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,432 Geilinorite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Geilinor's hospitals, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 4,655th in the world and 12th in Esquarium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,474thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,769thSmartest Citizens: 1,773rdMost Pacifist: 2,888thSafest: 3,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,522ndMost Cultured: 3,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,166thLowest Crime Rates: 4,655thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,255thLargest Governments: 5,403rdMost Secular: 5,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,731stHighest Economic Output: 5,750thLargest Populations: 6,616thMost Inclusive: 6,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,489thHealthiest Citizens: 7,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,848thMost Stationary: 8,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,356thTop
Nudest: 10,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,301stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,228th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Geilinor was endorsed by The Most Serene Empire of Tuthina.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Geilinor lost the endorsement of The People's Republic of Rayanov.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 10 » Yamakoku, New Waterford, Jetan, Vajorr, Vjaarland, Arkiasis, Ainin, Britanno 2, Qianrong, and Tuthina.

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