Most Influential: 1,466th Smartest Citizens: 1,819th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,859th
The Federal Monarchy of
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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.225 billion Geilinorites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,390 Geilinorite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Geilinor's hospitals, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 13,321st in the world and 18th in Esquarium for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,461.07 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,466thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,859thMost Pacifist: 2,967thSafest: 3,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,553rdMost Cultured: 3,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,309thLowest Crime Rates: 4,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,098thLargest Governments: 5,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,619thHighest Economic Output: 5,795thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,816thMost Secular: 6,161stLargest Populations: 6,603rdMost Inclusive: 6,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,630thHealthiest Citizens: 7,774thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,862ndMost Stationary: 7,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,398thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,331stNudest: 10,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,321stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,497th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geilinor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Geilinor was endorsed by The Most Serene Empire of Tuthina.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.


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