The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.225 billion Geilinorites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,390 Geilinorite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Abortions are routinely performed in Geilinor's hospitals, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geilinor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Geilinor was endorsed by The Most Serene Empire of Tuthina.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Geilinor lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
- : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.