Most Influential: 1,452nd Smartest Citizens: 1,851st Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,954th
The Federal Monarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Frieden und Wohlstand
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by PM Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.401 billion Geilinorites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Geilinorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion Geilinorite Marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,084 Geilinorite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Geilinor is ranked 87,249th in the world and 77th in Esquarium for Most Pro-Market, scoring 38.11 on the Rand Index.

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Most Influential: 1,452ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,954thMost Pacifist: 2,970thSafest: 3,203rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,746thMost Cultured: 4,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,991stLargest Governments: 5,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,496thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,677thHighest Economic Output: 5,734thMost Secular: 6,505thLargest Populations: 6,525thMost Inclusive: 7,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,520thTop
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Most Stationary: 7,773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,801stHealthiest Citizens: 7,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,048thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,923rdNudest: 11,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,336th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Geilinor, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Geilinor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Geilinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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