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The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor

“Frieden und Wohlstand”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Esquarium


The Federal Monarchy of Geilinor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Mainzer and Queen Alexandra with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.274 billion, 2.199 billion of whom are zombies, Geilinorites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holversahn. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, nine out of ten citizens of Geilinor answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geilinor's national animal is the Red-crowned crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Geilinorite Mark.

Geilinor is ranked 53rd in Esquarium and 28,987th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Geilinor is currently researching a cure.

People: 75,301,535

Zombies: 2,199,039,946

Dead: 7,948,303,236

Survival Rate: 0.73%

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