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“Keep Gaza Pazuzu Clean!”

The Most Serene Republic of Gaza Pazuzu is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 718 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dust Town. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and Gaza Pazuzu's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Gaza Pazuzu's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gimmel.

Gaza Pazuzu is ranked 58th in the region and 52,116th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.