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The South Pacific Consortium of Gauthier

“You're Not Just a Citizen, You're a Partner!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The South Pacific Consortium of Gauthier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.329 billion Gauthierians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Petra. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government pours millions of Credits into rehabilitation programs annually, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, citizens must pay to enjoy Gauthier's pristine beaches, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gauthier's national animal is the Vigilance Goshawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Credit.

Gauthier is ranked 2,284th in the South Pacific and 70,051st in the world for Nudest, with 110 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 108 minutes ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Gauthier withdrew its endorsement from The Elite Strike Force of The Sanghelios Legion.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Gauthier withdrew its endorsement from The South Pacific Delegate of Kringalia.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Gauthier was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, citizens must pay to enjoy Gauthier's pristine beaches.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 4 days ago: Gauthier voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, the government pours millions of Credits into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.

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