“You're Not Just a Citizen, You're a Partner!”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
The South Pacific Consortium of Gauthier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.001 billion Gauthierians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Petra. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gauthier's national animal is the Vigilance Goshawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Credit.
Most Recent Government Activity: 55 minutes ago
- 12 hours ago: Gauthier was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
- 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- 1 day 13 hours ago: Gauthier endorsed The Principality of Caasd.
- 1 day 22 hours ago: Gauthier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
- 2 days 12 hours ago: Gauthier was endorsed by The Principality of Caasd.
- 4 days ago: Gauthier was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Gauthier, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
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