Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th Most Devout: 601st Best Weather: 632nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.612 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.4%.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth 937 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 88,371 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Saint Joseph, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Garyanese grocery store, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 867th in the world and 15th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.92 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 77thMost Devout: 601stBest Weather: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 671stSafest: 694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818thLowest Crime Rates: 867thMost Primitive: 1,219thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,544thHealthiest Citizens: 4,857thMost Pacifist: 5,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,281stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,740thMost Influential: 6,340thMost Conservative: 6,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,754thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,643rdLargest Populations: 9,978thHighest Economic Output: 10,788thMost Authoritarian: 11,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,367thNicest Citizens: 16,297th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Conservative: 326th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 333rd in the regionMost Stationary: 377th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 492nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 635th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Garyanese grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Saint Joseph.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Garyana's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The East Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.

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