Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th Most Devout: 621st Best Weather: 661st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.77 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth 959 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 89,105 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, Saint Joseph's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Garyana's many privately-owned prisons, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 81,233rd in the world and 1,591st in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 190 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 74thMost Devout: 621stBest Weather: 661stMost Ignorant Citizens: 673rdSafest: 720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 785thLowest Crime Rates: 883rdMost Primitive: 1,217thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,658thHealthiest Citizens: 4,979thMost Conservative: 5,076thMost Pacifist: 5,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,738thMost Influential: 6,396thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,088thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,088thLargest Populations: 9,891stLargest Governments: 10,077thHighest Economic Output: 10,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,268th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionMost Conservative: 237th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionMost Stationary: 357th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 470th in the regionNicest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Garyana's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Saint Joseph's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, many aides in President Marshal Gary Burns's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.

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