The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.655 billion Garyanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Garyanese economy, worth 656 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 75,865 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", protests are legal but strictly supervised, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 4,968th in The East Pacific and 125,800th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -10 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 28 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, spies caught in Garyana are never heard from again.

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