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The Republic of Garyana

“Liberty through unity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.65 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Garyana Pound.

Garyana is ranked 2,267th in The East Pacific and 68,390th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 11 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 5 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Republic of Articono.
  • 5 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Republic of The Oan Isles.
  • 5 days ago: Garyana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
  • 11 days ago: Garyana was endorsed by The Republic of Articono.
  • 15 days ago: Garyana was endorsed by The Republic of The Oan Isles.

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