The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.808 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Garyanese economy, worth 651 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 73,968 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and President Marshal Gary Burns claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 4,392nd in The East Pacific and 114,385th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, President Marshal Gary Burns claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Garyana was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned gold tigerball fields.

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