The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.891 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Garyanese economy, worth 521 trillion Garyana Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 66,141 Garyana Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, meat-eating is frowned upon, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Garyana after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 94th in Balder and 1,100th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 148 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Garyana after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Garyana fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.

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