“Liberty through unity”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.301 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, Garyana's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Garyana Pound.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago
- 2 days 19 hours ago: Garyana was endorsed by The TEP Delegate-Emeritus of Bachtendekuppen.
- 3 days ago: Garyana was endorsed by The Empire of Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, Garyana's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- 4 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Commonwealth of Roissyland.
- 4 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Dalimbar East Pacific State of Drinnon.
- 4 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ouralis.
Endorsements Received: 31 » The Romanum Legio, Todd McCloud, Kangarawa, Hegemon, East Malaysia, Freedom Fascists, Adolanta, Eruopia, A Slanted Black Stripe, A mean old man, Ragnaria, British Grand Pacific, Ramaeus, Mundiferrum, United industrial, Amselheim, The Terran Facist State, Ziwaiworld, United American Domain, Lyontisia, Beckveria, Bananalopolis, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Dracconis, Providence Spring, The Sultanate of Kevinids, Drinnon, Ouralis, Roissyland, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, and Bachtendekuppen.