Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th Most Devout: 640th Most Ignorant Citizens: 687th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.948 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 92,238 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 168,090th in the world and 9,415th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 3 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65thMost Devout: 640thMost Ignorant Citizens: 687thBest Weather: 693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 705thSafest: 740thLowest Crime Rates: 873rdMost Primitive: 1,308thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,752ndMost Conservative: 3,694thHealthiest Citizens: 5,128thMost Pacifist: 5,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,668thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,736thMost Influential: 6,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,205thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,743rdHighest Economic Output: 10,166thLargest Governments: 10,181stMost Authoritarian: 10,489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,996thNicest Citizens: 16,616th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionMost Conservative: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 218th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 336th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 485th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 715th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 872nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 874th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 877th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Saint Joseph is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, President Marshal Gary Burns's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.

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