The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.064 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Garyanese economy, worth 502 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 62,321 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, crossing the road requires a risk assessment, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Garyana to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 6,950th in The East Pacific and 141,709th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -20.759 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 10 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Garyana fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Garyana to be bombproof.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Garyana changed its national animal to "gold tiger".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Garyana altered its national flag.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Garyana.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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