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The Republic of Garyana

“Liberty through unity”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.917 billion Garyanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, the government funds large training centres to turn red foxes into functioning members of society, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garyana's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Garyana Pound.

Garyana is ranked 1,576th in The East Pacific and 62,970th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 60 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Garyana fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government funds large training centres to turn red foxes into functioning members of society.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Garyana endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Providence Spring.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Garyana endorsed The Federation of Dracconis.

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