Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd Most Devout: 655th Most Ignorant Citizens: 715th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.329 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 91,278 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the military struggles with recruitment, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 181,345th in the world and 11,970th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -26.08 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62ndMost Devout: 655thMost Ignorant Citizens: 715thBest Weather: 739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 758thSafest: 762ndLowest Crime Rates: 901stMost Primitive: 1,296thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,970thMost Conservative: 4,299thHealthiest Citizens: 4,848thMost Pacifist: 5,082ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,853rdMost Influential: 6,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,249thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,513thHighest Economic Output: 10,222ndLargest Governments: 10,308thMost Authoritarian: 11,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,886thNicest Citizens: 14,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,072nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionMost Conservative: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionLargest Governments: 215th in the regionMost Stationary: 310th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionNicest Citizens: 451st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 615th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 616th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 837th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 948th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 954th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 984th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,060th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Garyana's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, President Marshal Gary Burns's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.

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