Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd Most Devout: 658th Best Weather: 712th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.137 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 91,876 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 2,831st in the world and 92nd in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 88.77 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62ndMost Devout: 658thBest Weather: 712thMost Ignorant Citizens: 717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 734thSafest: 735thLowest Crime Rates: 881stMost Primitive: 1,312thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,886thHealthiest Citizens: 4,990thMost Pacifist: 5,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,491stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,013thMost Influential: 6,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,260thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,670thMost Authoritarian: 10,210thLargest Governments: 10,211thHighest Economic Output: 10,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,806th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 88th in the regionMost Conservative: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionMost Stationary: 330th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 558th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 565th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 621st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.

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