The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.956 billion Garyanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Garyanese economy, worth 858 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,244 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear bases are readying themselves for missile deployment, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and Garyanese political exiles populate the near abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 458th in The East Pacific and 8,757th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 2.804 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Garyana was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Garyanese political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, nuclear bases are readying themselves for missile deployment.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers.
  • : Garyana fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Garyana fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.

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