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The Republic of Garyana

“Liberty through unity”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.753 billion Garyanese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 90%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garyana's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Garyana Pound.

Garyana is ranked 3,305th in The East Pacific and 106,704th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -164 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Garyana was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Garyana's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Garyana endorsed The Federation of Bananalopolis.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Garyana endorsed The Autocracy of Beckveria.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Garyana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".

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