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The Republic of Garyana

“Liberty through unity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.514 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Garyana Pound.

Garyana is ranked 3,944th in The East Pacific and 112,267th in the world for Nudest, with 32 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, military service is compulsory.
  • 11 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Empire of Great Illyria.
  • 11 days ago: Garyana endorsed The Mighty Morphin' Capitalists of Anathema Armaments.
  • 11 days ago: Garyana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn General Halcones".

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