The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.279 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Garyanese economy, worth 528 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 63,854 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, a nation-wide cull of gold tigers is in effect, and citizens must pay to enjoy Garyana's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 5,976th in The East Pacific and 141,729th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens must pay to enjoy Garyana's pristine beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, a nation-wide cull of gold tigers is in effect.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, international tensions are high as Garyana threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 7 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.

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