The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Republic of Garyana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.409 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Garyanese economy, worth 538 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 63,987 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, organ donation is compulsory, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 6,271st in The East Pacific and 131,023rd in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -14 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 10 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 21 days ago: Garyana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, citizens must pay to enjoy Garyana's pristine beaches.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Garyana, a nation-wide cull of gold tigers is in effect.

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