Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th Most Devout: 597th Best Weather: 629th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.42 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.1%.

The very strong Garyanese economy, worth 891 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 85,585 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, private law firms are unheard of, and children are expected to carve their own toys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 11,260th in the world and 129th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 891 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 89thMost Devout: 597thBest Weather: 629thMost Ignorant Citizens: 680thSafest: 684thLowest Crime Rates: 849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 878thMost Primitive: 1,162ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,442ndMost Conservative: 4,039thHealthiest Citizens: 4,810thMost Pacifist: 4,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,005thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,534thMost Influential: 6,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,670thLargest Governments: 9,295thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,184thMost Authoritarian: 10,753rdHighest Economic Output: 11,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,198thNicest Citizens: 18,843rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 168th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Conservative: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionMost Stationary: 400th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 699th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 751st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, President Marshal Gary Burns shrugs in the face of growing inequalities.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.

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