Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th Most Devout: 693rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 722nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.75 billion Garyanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.

The powerhouse Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 93,558 Garyana Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and teenage fathers are forced to join the army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 13,381st in the world and 296th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 85.62 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 60thMost Devout: 693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 722ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 749thSafest: 764thBest Weather: 795thLowest Crime Rates: 955thMost Primitive: 1,384thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,176thMost Conservative: 3,367thHealthiest Citizens: 5,230thMost Pacifist: 5,497thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,984thMost Influential: 6,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,546thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,287thHighest Economic Output: 9,812thLargest Governments: 10,058thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,381stMost Authoritarian: 14,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,326thMost Stationary: 17,355thNicest Citizens: 17,972nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionMost Conservative: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionLargest Governments: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 519th in the regionNicest Citizens: 635th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 723rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 828th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 856th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 934th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for President Marshal Gary Burns's office.

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