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“Don't Count Your Boobies Until They're Hatched”

The Queendom of Garden Unicorns is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its burgeoning Unicorn population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 649 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Basket Weaving.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Garden Unicorns's national animal is the Unicorn, and its currency is the Daisey .

Garden Unicorns is ranked 71st in the region and 26,296th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.