Highest Poor Incomes: 26th Largest Retail Industry: 42nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd
The Varangian Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Reichschancellor Nadia Petrova with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.32 billion Galicia-Volhynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 13,279 trillion Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 486,080 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Novgorod, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 150,054th in the world and 107th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 66thHighest Economic Output: 103rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 148thSmartest Citizens: 149thRudest Citizens: 150thLargest Publishing Industry: 160thHighest Average Incomes: 162ndMost Avoided: 169thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 209thFattest Citizens: 234thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 238thLargest Insurance Industry: 356thMost Armed: 414thHighest Crime Rates: 541stLargest Populations: 814thMost Rebellious Youth: 992ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,244thMost Stationary: 1,252ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,354thMost Secular: 1,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thTop
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Most Influential: 1,985thMost Efficient Economies: 2,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,672ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,117thLargest Black Market: 8,094thTop
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Most Politically Free: 9,455thMost Cultured: 11,510thNudest: 11,515thLargest Governments: 12,888thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,469thMost Developed: 16,820th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Novgorod.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, half of Galicia-Volhynia's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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