The Varangian Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Ours is the Fury
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mikhail Vruchkin with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.519 billion Galicia-Volhynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 11,705 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 477,411 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, Max Barry is this year's Miss Galicia-Volhynia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 15th in Wysteria and 109th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 8,171.879 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 minutes ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Galicia-Volhynia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 9 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Galicia-Volhynia.
  • 18 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 18 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 20 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.

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