Highest Poor Incomes: 26th Largest Retail Industry: 49th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th
The Varangian Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reichschancellor Nadia Petrova with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.683 billion Galicia-Volhynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 13,485 trillion Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 487,147 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 6,279th in the world and 34th in Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,516.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 49thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 74thHighest Economic Output: 104thRudest Citizens: 118thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 135thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 140thSmartest Citizens: 150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 161stHighest Average Incomes: 170thLargest Publishing Industry: 177thMost Avoided: 177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 230thFattest Citizens: 251stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 256thLargest Insurance Industry: 353rdMost Armed: 413thHighest Crime Rates: 553rdLargest Populations: 797thMost Rebellious Youth: 978thMost Stationary: 1,220thLargest Mining Sector: 1,256thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,405thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,027thMost Influential: 2,047thMost Secular: 2,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,584thMost Politically Free: 5,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,696thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,279thLargest Black Market: 7,979thTop
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Most Cultured: 10,569thNudest: 11,178thLargest Governments: 13,446thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,073rdMost Developed: 17,075th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Galicia-Volhynia successfully hosted the Wysteria Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Galicia-Volhynia's radio stations.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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