The Varangian Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ours is the Fury
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mikhail Vruchkin with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.215 billion Galicia-Volhynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 11,553 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 477,140 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, half of Galicia-Volhynia's doctors can't speak the language, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 153rd in Wysteria and 123,450th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -690 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, half of Galicia-Volhynia's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 8 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, euthanasia is legal.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 10 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, abortions are routinely performed in Galicia-Volhynia's hospitals.
  • 14 days ago: Galicia-Volhynia changed its national leader to "Mikhail Vruchkin".

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