Highest Poor Incomes: 25th Largest Retail Industry: 45th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61st
The Varangian Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Truckler
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Superb
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Frightening
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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reichschancellor Nadia Petrova with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.494 billion Galicia-Volhynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 13,366 trillion Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 486,178 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 135,158th in the world and 94th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thHighest Economic Output: 103rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126thRudest Citizens: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 150thSmartest Citizens: 152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 170thMost Avoided: 179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 218thFattest Citizens: 247thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdLargest Insurance Industry: 354thMost Armed: 427thHighest Crime Rates: 553rdLargest Populations: 809thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,008thMost Stationary: 1,240thLargest Mining Sector: 1,250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,463rdTop
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Most Secular: 1,653rdMost Influential: 2,015thMost Efficient Economies: 2,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,663rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,216thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,171stMost Politically Free: 9,964thNudest: 10,348thMost Cultured: 10,807thLargest Governments: 13,163rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, billions of Kronor are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Galicia-Volhynia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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