Highest Poor Incomes: 24th Largest Retail Industry: 42nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th
The Varangian Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Superb
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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Reichschancellor Nadia Petrova with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.945 billion Galicia-Volhynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 13,043 trillion Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 484,084 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Galicia-Volhynia's many privately-owned prisons, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Galicia-Volhynia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 152,454th in the world and 121st in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 19.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 62ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 76thHighest Economic Output: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 115thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122ndRudest Citizens: 142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 144thSmartest Citizens: 145thLargest Publishing Industry: 150thHighest Average Incomes: 168thMost Avoided: 168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 216thFattest Citizens: 229thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 230thLargest Insurance Industry: 338thMost Armed: 431stHighest Crime Rates: 593rdLargest Populations: 821stMost Secular: 948thMost Rebellious Youth: 976thLargest Mining Sector: 1,163rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,198thMost Stationary: 1,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,440thTop
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Most Influential: 1,921stMost Efficient Economies: 2,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,796thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,973rdLargest Black Market: 7,977thTop
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Nudest: 9,120thMost Politically Free: 10,896thLargest Governments: 12,551stMost Cultured: 12,894thMost Developed: 16,221stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,327th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Galicia-Volhynia.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Galicia-Volhynia's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.

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