The Varangian Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Varangian Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mikhail Vruchkin with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.143 billion Galicia-Volhynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Galicia-Volhynian economy, worth an astonishing 12,039 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 478,853 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Galicia-Volhynia's radio stations, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Mikhail Vruchkin's bedroom, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Galicia-Volhynia's national animal is the Merlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Varangian Orthodoxism.

Galicia-Volhynia is ranked 115th in Wysteria and 119,048th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -6,503 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galicia-Volhynia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Mikhail Vruchkin's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Galicia-Volhynia's radio stations.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Galicia-Volhynia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Galicia-Volhynia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Galicia-Volhynia.
  • : Galicia-Volhynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).

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