Population | 42.025 billion |
Capital | Mowe |
Leader | Lofty Pooper |
Faith | gullism |
Currency | bill |
Animal | gull |
The Airborne Pestilence of Gaian Gulls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lofty Pooper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.025 billion Gulls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mowe. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.
The strong Gaian Gullsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,026 trillion bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,016 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a gull, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Gaian Gulls's national animal is the gull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is gullism.
Gaian Gulls is ranked 113,757th in the world and 15th in Free States of Gaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a gull.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Gaian Gulls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
- : Gaian Gulls lodged a message on the Free States of Gaia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Gaian Gulls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Gaian Gulls, edutainment video games are taking Gaian Gulls's students to the next level.