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The Grand National Empire of Gafudland

“Custodi nos: in virtute”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Grand National Empire of Gafudland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Gordon Adolf Germain with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.836 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldherst. The average income tax rate is 41%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Divorce is illegal, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and citizens must pay to enjoy Gafudland's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gafudland's national animal is the Steel Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Germanism, and its currency is the Gafudland Dollar.

Gafudland is ranked 2,959th in Balder and 103,971st in the world for Nudest, with 58 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 22 hours ago

  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Gafudland changed its national animal to "Steel Lion", its currency to "Gafudland Dollar", its demonym to "German", its demonym adjective to "Germanish", its demonym plural to "Germans", and its leader to "King Gordon Adolf Germain".
  • 9 days ago: Gafudland fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Average.
  • 49 days ago: Gafudland changed its national animal to "Lion", its demonym to "Gafian", its demonym adjective to "Gafanish", its demonym plural to "Gafudlander", its motto to "Custodi nos: in virtute", and its nation type to "Grand National Empire".
  • 49 days ago: Gafudland was refounded in Balder.
  • 175 days ago: Gafudland ceased to exist.
  • 235 days ago: Following new legislation in Gafudland, citizens must pay to enjoy Gafudland's pristine beaches.
  • 235 days ago: Following new legislation in Gafudland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 235 days ago: Following new legislation in Gafudland, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 235 days ago: Following new legislation in Gafudland, divorce is illegal.
  • 235 days ago: Following new legislation in Gafudland, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Gafudland remains pure.

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