The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 111 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.941 billion Gaeslan 111ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Gaeslan 111ian economy, worth 599 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,401 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Gaeslan 111's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 111 is ranked 113,200^th in the world and 1^st in WaffenSS for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.34 law-abiding acts per hour.